Chelsea's parade

[Daggers]

A Chelsea spokesman said: "Our preferred date for a victory parade was Sunday 20 May.

"But due to logistical problems of organising it at short notice and the costs involved it wasn't achievable."

They can't afford it? How cheap is that?

I understand the logistical problems though...getting around all those Primary schools full of kids that don't know where Chelsea is (but have the shirts) must be a right bugger.

[Chandler]

They can't afford it? How cheap is that?

I understand the logistical problems though...getting around all those Primary schools full of kids that don't know where Chelsea is (but have the shirts) must be a right bugger.

Not quite as 'cheap' as my proposed friendly little pub discussion about my supposed anatomical deficiencies eh Lemond?

Clearly you experienced no 'logistical problems' in persuading the mods to delete my (still open) invitation to sup with me in Coventry.

For some though, I do understand that having to air an opinon in an uncertain real world (rather than an anonymous and safe virtual one) 'must be a right bugger.'