Pubbage for Saturday

[Katy]

What?

You know, I'm not repeating it on here though for fear of offending some people.

[lcfc_jme]

You know, I'm not repeating it on here though for fear of offending some people.

Wise-decision, methinks! And to be honest, I can believe it was all instigated by Scoweh based on his thuggish antics last night in attacking you and then ruining my Hawaiian-style collar.

[Katy]

Wise-decision, methinks! And to be honest, I can believe it was all instigated by Scoweh based on his thuggish antics last night in attacking you and then ruining my Hawaiian-style collar.

You could tell he enjoyed duffing me in we used to be so close as well

[Scow]

I'm not liking this - all lies.

[Katy]

I'm not liking this - all lies.

There are at least 5 witnesses to this Sloweh

[Scow]

There are at least 5 witnesses to this Sloweh

Meh, you're just ganging up on me.

Just because I can't remember it, it doesn't mean it happened.

[lcfc_jme]

Meh, you're just ganging up on me.

Just because I can't remember it, it doesn't mean it happened.

Mr Sober, aka stez, would be able to confirm it happened. And the fact that I no longer have this flowery collar because it was scattered all over Walkabout floor after you beat me with a deflated beachball adds weight to the argument.

[Guest]

Yeahhh I did, got funny looks all the way home this morning as well whilst wearing it through town.

I do not find all women scary, no.. Just ones that goad p!ssed up, food-spluttering morons to throw chairs at them and stand in L1. And ones that steal my drink in Walkabout bar. <_<

I'd also like to clarify that Katy is actually a lovely person and is possibly the least scary-person around, though the same cannot be said for her topics of conversation, which are slightly bizarre to say the least

First of all, that tosser was a wuss. You would be hard pressed to find a yukka plant that is less likely to throw the aforementioned chair at you.

Second, I know nothing about drinks.

Third, nice little back track with Katy there. That means you are more scared of her than me. Ha.

Fourth, I am only little.

Mess with Katy and/or Lisa and they'll bite yer face off.

Shut yer noise.

[Katy]

He's not scared of me, no one should be scared of me

[Guest]

I would welcome the opportunity to go out and get ratted.

[Katy]

First of all, that tosser was a wuss. You would be hard pressed to find a yukka plant that is less likely to throw the aforementioned chair at you.

Second, I know nothing about drinks.

Third, nice little back track with Katy there. That means you are more scared of her than me. Ha.

Fourth, I am only little.

Shut yer noise.

That was aimed at Stezzas sister

[Guest]

That was aimed at Stezzas sister

Phew. I didn't think I had enough to drink to forget anything, and I am therefore relieved not to have to buy anyone a drink for my cheekiness.

[lcfc_jme]

First of all, that tosser was a wuss. You would be hard pressed to find a yukka plant that is less likely to throw the aforementioned chair at you.

Second, I know nothing about drinks.

Third, nice little back track with Katy there. That means you are more scared of her than me. Ha.

Fourth, I am only little.

Hmm. Maybe if someone less scary than yourself - me, for example - had pushed him as far as you did, he'd have thrown the chair or tried to throw a punch? I think so.

You know nothing about drinks because you wimped out so early on Saturday (convenient excuse, blaming it on Carl and all ) and aren't stez's sister from yesterday.

And really, I'm not scared of Katy. Stop trying to twist things, you!

Yes Tara, you are only little. But what you lack in size, you more than make up for in sarcasm and cutting remarks. Don't you?

[Guest]

Hmm. Maybe if someone less scary than yourself - me, for example - had pushed him as far as you did, he'd have thrown the chair or tried to throw a punch? I think so.

You know nothing about drinks because you wimped out so early on Saturday (convenient excuse, blaming it on Carl and all ) and aren't stez's sister from yesterday.

And really, I'm not scared of Katy. Stop trying to twist things, you!

Yes Tara, you are only little. But what you lack in size, you more than make up for in sarcasm and cutting remarks. Don't you?

To be fair, he was struggling to co-ordinate eating and talking. Picking up a chair and throwing it would have been beyond his limits.

Convenient excuse? I don't think so. He's already got one to stop me getting pissed after the Tranmere game.

Tara?

[Floating Fox]

Hmm. I do not remember a thing.

Do you remember the Lime Throwing?

You were only slightly pissed at this point...

[lcfc_jme]

To be fair, he was struggling to co-ordinate eating and talking. Picking up a chair and throwing it would have been beyond his limits.

Convenient excuse? I don't think so. He's already got one to stop me getting pissed after the Tranmere game.

Tara?

I love the fact that he actually thought he could be that drunk, and proceed to eat and talk any kind of sense at exactly the same time without losing any of his food. What a complete plank!

The Tranmere game just gone? You just couldn't be bothered to drink, surely?!

Yes, Tara exactly.

[Guest]

I love the fact that he actually thought he could be that drunk, and proceed to eat and talk any kind of sense at exactly the same time without losing any of his food. What a complete plank!

The Tranmere game just gone? You just couldn't be bothered to drink, surely?!

Yes, Tara exactly.

Tranmere, I meant Millwall.

Goddamn this wine....

I am nothing like her. For a start, she is a bit of a tomboy with a nasty temper, apparently.

[lcfc_jme]

Tranmere, I meant Millwall.

Goddamn this wine....

I am nothing like her. For a start, she is a bit of a tomboy with a nasty temper, apparently.

Yes, blame the wine. You're good at blaming things, you are.

Hmm.. You are quite like her though, really. The whole 'nasty temper' thing is the icing on the cake methinks.

[Guest]

Yes, blame the wine. You're good at blaming things, you are.

Hmm.. You are quite like her though, really. The whole 'nasty temper' thing is the icing on the cake methinks.

Right. I don't look like her. I don't sound like her. I don't have the same mental personality.

I win.

Blame culture is the future, as a prospective lawyer you should be ready to take advantage of this. Still doesn't alter the fact that the all day drinking sesh I had envisaged post-Millwall is merely a dream.

[Floating Fox]

Blame culture is the future, as a prospective lawyer you should be ready to take advantage of this. Still doesn't alter the fact that the all day drinking sesh I had envisaged post-Millwall is merely a dream.

Why is this?!!

Make it happen Lisa!!!

[Guest]

Why is this?!!

Make it happen Lisa!!!

His niece is being christened at 9.45am in Brizzle the next morning. There is talk of going straight down there after the game.

[lcfc_jme]

Right. I don't look like her. I don't sound like her. I don't have the same mental personality.

I win.

Not quite, seeing as you are similar in appearance, and both have quite bad tempers. I could, controversially, go on to say that because you're extremely interested in football and all-day drinking, you could be classed as a tomboy as well, in which case you'd be even more similar to Ms Palmer-Tomkinson. But I wouldn't do that, would I?

His niece is being christened at 9.45am in Brizzle the next morning. There is talk of going straight down there after the game.

Ouch, that's unlucky. That'll be one hell of a monster sesh as well what with it being an earlier kick off?

[Guest]

Not quite, seeing as you are similar in appearance, and both have quite bad tempers. I could, controversially, go on to say that because you're extremely interested in football and all-day drinking, you could be classed as a tomboy as well, in which case you'd be even more similar to Ms Palmer-Tomkinson. But I wouldn't do that, would I?

Ouch, that's unlucky. That'll be one hell of a monster sesh as well what with it being an earlier kick off?

I still win, because I am right.

I had it all planned until the invite came through. I cannot believe my luck. I want some Fan Club action.

[lcfc_jme]

I still win, because I am right.

I had it all planned until the invite came through. I cannot believe my luck. I want some Fan Club action.

You do not win, because this time you're certainly wrong. More wrong than she who labelled me Teddy Sheringham! <_<

Fan Club is certainly the place to be. Somehow ended up in there again last night, and got in for free as well. Great times! You shouldn't be missing out. Especially after missing the last one.

[Guest]

You do not win, because this time you're certainly wrong. More wrong than she who labelled me Teddy Sheringham! <_<

Fan Club is certainly the place to be. Somehow ended up in there again last night, and got in for free as well. Great times! You shouldn't be missing out. Especially after missing the last one.

I said last night "I want to go Fan Club", and he said "what, now?"

I have a non-committal "yes", but I don't think it will be until Hartlepool at home. Even if we don't go tearing off to Brizzle after Millwall, we have to be up at 7ish on the Sunday morning.