Leicester Rule! Posted 19 September 2007 Posted 19 September 2007 I WILL SURVIVE Martin Jol First I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltari did me wrong Am I a disabled??, but I'll just have to carry on and we'll be back, into 5th place I'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of space I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby Coun-ty Go on now go, Bent there's the door just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were dearer than Hen-ry I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,, Oh no cause I, I will survive As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive, I've got Tainio who is shat, & Huddlestone who's just fat, but I'll survive I will survive.. It took all the strength I had not to fall apart kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little t@rt and I spent oh so many nights trying on John Barnes's tights And oh I've cried, I want the Spurs job till I die! And you see Keane, he hates me too I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and *ucking drew! And now im scratching my big chin, why can't I just sell Ledley King? If I'm gonna save my skin, I'll need some politics style Spin!!
Mikey Posted 19 September 2007 Posted 19 September 2007 I WILL SURVIVEMartin Jol First I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltari did me wrong Am I a disabled??, but I'll just have to carry on and we'll be back, into 5th place I'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of space I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby Coun-ty Go on now go, Bent there's the door just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were dearer than Hen-ry I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,, Oh no cause I, I will survive As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive, I've got Tainio who is shat, & Huddlestone who's just fat, but I'll survive I will survive.. It took all the strength I had not to fall apart kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little t@rt and I spent oh so many nights trying on John Barnes's tights And oh I've cried, I want the Spurs job till I die! And you see Keane, he hates me too I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and *ucking drew! And now im scratching my big chin, why can't I just sell Ledley King? If I'm gonna save my skin, I'll need some politics style Spin!! Quite Brilliant
Ultra Posted 19 September 2007 Posted 19 September 2007 I WILL SURVIVEMartin Jol First I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltari did me wrong Am I a disabled??, but I'll just have to carry on and we'll be back, into 5th place I'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of space I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby Coun-ty Go on now go, Bent there's the door just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were dearer than Hen-ry I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,, Oh no cause I, I will survive As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive, I've got Tainio who is shat, & Huddlestone who's just fat, but I'll survive I will survive.. It took all the strength I had not to fall apart kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little t@rt and I spent oh so many nights trying on John Barnes's tights And oh I've cried, I want the Spurs job till I die! And you see Keane, he hates me too I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and *ucking drew! And now im scratching my big chin, why can't I just sell Ledley King? If I'm gonna save my skin, I'll need some politics style Spin!! Excellent! You sure you thought that up all by yourself?
Geo V Posted 20 September 2007 Posted 20 September 2007 I hope the home fans dont sing that tonight Im still contemplating joining some of my mates, most of whom are Arsenal fans who want to go to Spurs to cheer on their Cypriot opponents tonight in the UEFA Cup. I dont particularly fancy standing amongst fans who will no doubt see there team on the end of a 4 or 5 nil walloping, especially as they are managed by former Newcastle loon Ketsbaia
Leicester Rule! Posted 21 September 2007 Author Posted 21 September 2007 Excellent! You sure you thought that up all by yourself? nope! copied and pasted off another forum after finding it funny
Micky Ruddle Posted 23 September 2007 Posted 23 September 2007 nope! copied and pasted off another forum after finding it funny . I thought so. That's good though.
Nath Posted 23 September 2007 Posted 23 September 2007 Would of been beter if you sang it, and posted the video on youtube
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