Beer drinkers prayer

[Rincewind]

Our beer

Which art in barrels.

Hallowed be thy name

I will be drunk

At home as I am in the pub.

Give me today gallon

Forgive me my spillage

As I forgive those who spilleth against me

Lead me not into temptation

Of poncy wine testing

And deliver me from alco-pops

For mine are the hops

The yeast and the barley

For ever and ever

Barmen.

[Thracian]

Our beer

Which art in barrels.

Hallowed be thy name

I will be drunk

At home as I am in the pub.

Give me today gallon

Forgive me my spillage

As I forgive those who spilleth against me

Lead me not into temptation

Of poncy wine testing

And deliver me from alco-pops

For mine are the hops

The yeast and the barley

For ever and ever

Barmen.

Well drafted that, or should I say draughted?.