King Kong and the security guard

[Rincewind]

Well I find it funny

there are others by the same person. check out the tobacco one.

[Zingari]

bob newhart , brilliant

one of the best all time comedians

[Rincewind]

I was trying to find the one about the airline but one video says it not allowed to show it outsite USA.

I have a cassette from a few years back. Its got the airlin, Introducing tobacco to England, The submerine and the retire ment .

Quotes. If I can remember.

AIRLINE 'Sorry sir I cant hear you over the sound of the engine, wait, they've stopped, George its the third button on the left, No? then try third button on the right.'

TOBACCO. Let me get this right, Wal you take some leaves, roll them up in paper stick in your mouth then set light to it.

RETIREMENT SPEECH. 'I've worked for this company for over thirty years and all I get is this crumby watch.'

SUBMERINE. 'Hi men, As your captain feel free to come to me with any problems. My door is always open. Well it is since somebody stole it and I would very much like it returned.'

Might not be as funny as hearing the man himself tell them

Hasn't he got in trouble over 9/11 jokes.

[Alexikokopops]

I thought it was going to be a story about Nightguard's late night encounter with Ricky Sappleton.