Ash Posted 25 March 2005 Share Posted 25 March 2005 A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars? Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks again. Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again: Would you let me bite your breasts just once for 10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and "Hmmm 10,000 dollars, eh? "Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there" So they went to that alley and she takes off the blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them,....but not biting. In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks: "Are you gonna bite them or what?" Nah", he replies. "Costs too much." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarby Posted 25 March 2005 Share Posted 25 March 2005 i like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wellman Posted 25 March 2005 Share Posted 25 March 2005 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted 25 March 2005 Share Posted 25 March 2005 :w00t: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-man Posted 26 March 2005 Share Posted 26 March 2005 good one tht is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Daniel Posted 26 March 2005 Share Posted 26 March 2005 Nice one mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester_Mad Posted 26 March 2005 Share Posted 26 March 2005 :: nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4 Posted 27 March 2005 Share Posted 27 March 2005 cool, i might try that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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