Footballer suffers doggone injury

[Uncle Monty]

Stoke City midfielder Liam Lawrence could miss Sunday's trip to Portsmouth after tripping over his dog and injuring his ankle.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ity/7642418.stm

Not really that interesting, just thought the pun was quite amusing.

[dandannieldanok]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ity/7642418.stm

This made me laugh:

Former Everton goalkeeper Richard Wright was once injured falling from his loft - on Friday 13th - and another time during a pre-match warm-up when he tripped over a sign on the pitch at Stamford Bridge warning players not to warm up in that area.

Another goalkeeper, Dave Beasant, injured himself by dropping a jar of salad cream on his foot, and diminutive former Aston Villa full-back Alan Wright strained his knee stretching to reach the accelerator of his new Ferrari.

[sdb]

Vassel injured himself by drilling through his toe to numb the pain of an in-growing toenail. oh dear.