Uncle Monty

What a goal as well.

Good to see the traditional summer transfer meltdown is in full swing.

He's alive?!

I agree with the robot, he knows his onions.

You'll need to start a thread called "80-90 million winger".

As well as having 5+ players in that position.

I think with VAR coming in next season it will change the game. Naturally, players with close control get tackled more, and I think we will see a lot of decisions going their way when the previously wouldn't. I think this guy could be a great addition.

Someone on Reddit claiming to be on the know is saying similar things about the deal being close, maybe done by Friday.

Rudkin can breathe a sigh of relief.

So have we actually signed this guy then?

Brace yourself everyone. Very good episode.

The man was majestic in the air. Can remember Muzzy picking him out a few times from free kicks/corners.

Not condoning drink driving at all but the man's made a mistake (big mistake). We are all guilty of making mistakes. He will have to deal with the consequences of that. While I don't know the actual reason for his Chelsea move, on the face of it, did not seem entirely driven by greed. I didn't begrudge him a move away, we certainly got a good price for him. He was brilliant for us in our promotion and title winning season. I don't know why people are so quick to turn on him.

Yeah I've heard that a few times as well. I think there was a red bull of monster with his face on recently, which I thought was odd. His big one on TV over here last year was for tide pods, so he didn't need to spend money on food for a while either.

Been on the cards for a while but is still sad to see. Fair play to him though, he's had so many injuries that to risk getting another but one at his age could mean he will be ruined for the rest of his life. Living in New England, you hear a lot of his antics and everyone loves him.