skinnydipper Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Bitter - Being woken by daughter at 4.30am who thinks she's heard burglars downstairs Stumbling downstairs half asleep to check for baddies Shitting self at prospect of getting battered Sweet - Discovering that no one has broken in Not getting coshed and bludgeoned Returning to bed feeling like a super hero
Darkzzz_ Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Bitter: Missing a Penalty in front of a large crowd yesterday. Sweet: Four others did the same thing.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 How Original. Fine then. Bitter: playing soggy biscuit and blowing first. Sweet: not having to eat the biscuit There, how's that for originality
Tabou Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Bitter- Legs feeling like they weigh 10 stones each and aching like mad. Sweet- As a result of a 5 hour country jolt, taking in alot of scenery, talking and general well being during this time.
Alexikokopops Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Bitter - I started smoking again Sweet - I started smoking again
Darkzzz_ Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Fine then.Bitter: playing soggy biscuit and blowing first. Sweet: not having to eat the biscuit There, how's that for originality Now we're talking !!
Alexikokopops Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Now we're talking !! Nothing will ever beat the finest soggy biscuit based post: My contacts have advised as part of the team building they all played 'eat the soggy biscuit' at half time. Milan was unwittinglly invited into the game by Martin Allen, not knowing of the game rules and the impending ending of he who eats the soggy oat based snack. With Milan being his age and it being a mass effort to get a boner, he was left furiously masturbating over an already saturated digestive. His face was all red and he looked up to see the others laughing at him. This was the final straw.I knew I should have stook to de-caff!!
Tabou Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Bitter - I started smoking againSweet - I started smoking again Bitter - "Higher Powers" have told me that if I ever smoke again, I will be single. Sweet - I suppose I am prolonging my lifespan.
AoWW Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Bitter - I started smoking againSweet - I started smoking again I echo this sentiment. I'll give up again... sometime, errmm, soon.
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