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Bitter Sweet

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Bitter - Being woken by daughter at 4.30am who thinks she's heard burglars downstairs

Stumbling downstairs half asleep to check for baddies

Shitting self at prospect of getting battered

Sweet - Discovering that no one has broken in

Not getting coshed and bludgeoned

Returning to bed feeling like a super hero

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:thumbup:

How Original.

Fine then.

Bitter: playing soggy biscuit and blowing first.

Sweet: not having to eat the biscuit

There, how's that for originality

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Bitter- Legs feeling like they weigh 10 stones each and aching like mad.

Sweet- As a result of a 5 hour country jolt, taking in alot of scenery, talking and general well being during this time.

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Now we're talking !!

:thumbup:

Nothing will ever beat the finest soggy biscuit based post:

My contacts have advised as part of the team building they all played 'eat the soggy biscuit' at half time. Milan was unwittinglly invited into the game by Martin Allen, not knowing of the game rules and the impending ending of he who eats the soggy oat based snack. With Milan being his age and it being a mass effort to get a boner, he was left furiously masturbating over an already saturated digestive. His face was all red and he looked up to see the others laughing at him. This was the final straw.

I knew I should have stook to de-caff!!

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Bitter - I started smoking again

Sweet - I started smoking again

Bitter - "Higher Powers" have told me that if I ever smoke again, I will be single.

Sweet - I suppose I am prolonging my lifespan.

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Bitter - I started smoking again

Sweet - I started smoking again

I echo this sentiment. I'll give up again... sometime, errmm, soon. :)

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