demon_dog Posted 9 February 2009 Posted 9 February 2009 Felt I had to share this with you all. Just opened a Birthday card that had the following printed on it. Commentators Comments. What they say. .. ....................................What they mean.... He'll be disappointed with that. ..............That was crap! Seasoned player. ....................................Past it! Loyal club player. ....................................Nobody else will have him! Dangerous in the box. ........................... Scores own goals! Goalie's weak on crosses. ..................... Couldn't catch a bleedin' bus! Terrier like. .............................................Tries to shag a leg after he scores! A natural leader. .....................................A bossy git! Good squad player. ................................He gets a game if they're desperate! Competitive. ...........................................Dirty! Very competitive. ....................................Bloody lethal! Good sound player. ................................Boring! Creative...................................................Oscar winning injuries! Two footed..............................................Crap with either one! Good defensive outfit. ............................It's like watching paint dry! Can you think of anyone that fits the comments?
BoneDog Posted 9 February 2009 Posted 9 February 2009 Goalie's weak on crosses. ..................... Couldn't catch a bleedin' bus! . . . . Dean Windass
dhermon Posted 10 February 2009 Posted 10 February 2009 Dangerous in the box. ........................... Scores own goals! ......................OH FRANK ( Frank Sinclair )
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