davieG Posted 7 May 2005 Share Posted 7 May 2005 1) If a soap character ever looks really happy without a care in the world, they’re about to die. 2) Whenever two people kiss, one of their respective partners is watching from the shadows. 3) All soap characters work, eat, drink and procreate within 100 yards of their house. 4) When a child actor is replaced by another who actually has acting skills, nobody notices. 5) Unlike in real life, no two characters in a soap opera share the same Christian name. 6) All soap characters have a dark secret, which is always exposed in the pub on Christmas Day. 7) No characters in soap operas go to the toilet, wash their own clothes or watch soap operas. 8) In soap operas, leaves fall off trees in January and start growing again in July. 9) Anyone who goes visiting their aunt in Hull for a week returns a month later with a suntan. 10) More happens in half an hour in a soap opera than happens in your life in a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 8 May 2005 Share Posted 8 May 2005 11) no soap character has their own washing machine 12) they must go to the pub/cafe to make private phone calls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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