Strange things you can buy in Holland & Barretts

[FoxyPV]

yeah, but she can't wash the clothes with a dildo, but she can sit on the washer and enjoy the spin cycle. Typical shortsightedness.

Unless dildos don't last as long as a washing machine?

[stez]

Unless dildos don't last as long as a washing machine?

again, bad prioritisation, suggesting one sees more action than the other.

[BoneDog]

I'm still lost - a dildo hat? Is it for a fetish? Or you just want to have a hat made out of dildos because you never know when a dildo emergency will occur?

post pictures of the final product. Im struggling to understand the concept of a dildo hat

I just fancied having a couple of lesbianos riding eachother on me forehead I was gonna sellotape the middle of it to the front of me cap so some of the dong sticks out either side. Sounds pretty entertaining.

Not them real rough lesbos though, I'm not being prejudiced or oat, I just don't fancy it

[Guest Bilo]

Dildo hats.

For the man who enjoys headbutting his missus' beaver like a pissed Millwall fan.

Bizarre shit right there.

[BoneDog]

[FoxyPV]

I just fancied having a couple of lesbianos riding eachother on me forehead I was gonna sellotape the middle of it to the front of me cap so some of the dong sticks out either side. Sounds pretty entertaining.

Not them real rough lesbos though, I'm not being prejudiced or oat, I just don't fancy it

Just got a mental image of this dildo hat looking like one of those beer hats (with the obvious modifications) and two hot women riding the life clean out of your head (they are somehow suspended in midair) as you stand there with a big cheesy grin on your face with a beer in one hand.