FoxyPV Posted 27 May 2010 Posted 27 May 2010 http://www.hollandandbarrett.com/pages/product_detail.asp?pid=1854&prodid=2027
Guest Mee-9 Posted 27 May 2010 Posted 27 May 2010 I'd be pretty shocked if I walked in to Holland & Barretts and found this next to the Cod liver oil
stez Posted 27 May 2010 Posted 27 May 2010 I read somewhere that asda are to start selling adult toys
Zingari Posted 28 May 2010 Posted 28 May 2010 "Strange things you can buy in Holland" would open this thread up a little more
Mee Posted 28 May 2010 Posted 28 May 2010 Intimate massager? A glorified name for a vibrator Makes the mind wonder about what's next to come.
hairy Posted 28 May 2010 Posted 28 May 2010 I read somewhere that asda are to start selling adult toys I read somewhere that more vibrators are sold in the UK each year than washing machines.
Cyril Posted 28 May 2010 Posted 28 May 2010 I read somewhere that more vibrators are sold in the UK each year than washing machines. I'm all for it.
Lillehamring Posted 28 May 2010 Posted 28 May 2010 Intimate massager? A glorified name for a vibrator they're hardly trying to disguise the fact: The Womolia is a beautiful gentle curved shape with an angled tip, which is designed to directly stimulate the clitoris. Unobtrusive, it is the perfect product for new and inexperienced users as it allows stimulation on the outside rather than the inside. However for experienced users, the tip of the Womolia can also be inserted into the vagina for a more intense orgasm
Webbo Posted 28 May 2010 Posted 28 May 2010 they're hardly trying to disguise the fact: The Womolia is a beautiful gentle curved shape with an angled tip, which is designed to directly stimulate the clitoris. Unobtrusive, it is the perfect product for new and inexperienced users as it allows stimulation on the outside rather than the inside. However for experienced users, the tip of the Womolia can also be inserted into the vagina for a more intense orgasm The missus told me it was for her bad back!
Zingari Posted 28 May 2010 Posted 28 May 2010 I'm all for it. nice one Cyril bet no-one's ever said that to you before
Zingari Posted 28 May 2010 Posted 28 May 2010 Does anybody know if they sell Double Dongs? yes, they are on the shelf near the chocolate nuts
BoneDog Posted 28 May 2010 Posted 28 May 2010 yes, they are on the shelf near the chocolate nuts Crackerjack I need one for a hat I'm making but don't really want to go in one of them Private xxx shops again.
FoxyPV Posted 28 May 2010 Author Posted 28 May 2010 Crackerjack I need one for a hat I'm making but don't really want to go in one of them Private xxx shops again. What kind of a hat are you making that requires a vibrator?
BoneDog Posted 29 May 2010 Posted 29 May 2010 What kind of a hat are you making that requires a vibrator? It's not a vibrator, it's one of them long wobbly purple see through things the lezzies like
FoxyPV Posted 29 May 2010 Author Posted 29 May 2010 It's not a vibrator, it's one of them long wobbly purple see through things the lezzies like I'm still lost - a dildo hat? Is it for a fetish? Or you just want to have a hat made out of dildos because you never know when a dildo emergency will occur?
Zingari Posted 29 May 2010 Posted 29 May 2010 Crackerjack I need one for a hat I'm making but don't really want to go in one of them Private xxx shops again. there's no need to feel embarrassed about these things nowadays ; tell them you are just doing an errand for your mother or gran or something
stez Posted 29 May 2010 Posted 29 May 2010 I read somewhere that more vibrators are sold in the UK each year than washing machines. well that just shows where some womens' priorities are!
Zingari Posted 29 May 2010 Posted 29 May 2010 well that just shows where some womens' priorities are! a woman might argue that washing macines and dildos are both very much "labour" saving devices though , a gal ain't likely to get pregnant with a dildo
FoxyPV Posted 29 May 2010 Author Posted 29 May 2010 a woman might argue that washing macines and dildos are both very much "labour" saving devices though , a gal ain't likely to get pregnant with a dildo It helps stave off the loneliness of being a World Cup widow.
samlcfc Posted 29 May 2010 Posted 29 May 2010 Crackerjack I need one for a hat I'm making but don't really want to go in one of them Private xxx shops again. post pictures of the final product. Im struggling to understand the concept of a dildo hat
stez Posted 29 May 2010 Posted 29 May 2010 a woman might argue that washing macines and dildos are both very much "labour" saving devices though , a gal ain't likely to get pregnant with a dildo yeah, but she can't wash the clothes with a dildo, but she can sit on the washer and enjoy the spin cycle. Typical shortsightedness.
Smudge Posted 29 May 2010 Posted 29 May 2010 Crackerjack I need one for a hat I'm making but don't really want to go in one of them Private xxx shops again. There's got to be a "dick head" joke in there somewhere.
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