Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Posted 9 June 2005 Emsie - Lou ok so.... Saskia or Sam? Saskia! Just like me, likes footy and Toilet humour, Sams a very false bitchy type. Crazy Frog or Sweety the Chick? They both drive me to virtually suicide but the Crazy Frog just nicks it, at least he didnt team up with something twice as annoying! Keane or Marron 5 or neither? Maroon 5. Keane's songs are too overplayed. One person you would love to see in a Leicester shirt? Me. Its been my dream. However as a current player.......Steven Gerrard, any position he would give his all and his passion and drive are priceless. CL's best signing so far is ... (and why) Steven Hughes. A classy player who can play central and wide, gives us a bit of invention, Alan Maybury a close 2nd as we've needed a consistant right back for some time. Dogs or cats? Dogs. I have a Jack Russell. favourite colour? Blue of course where do you work and what do you do? I work at Morrisons in Loughborough. Work on shop floor, in the warehouse, am a first aider and qualified in electrics. Is a tomato a fruit? Yes it is. am I annoying? Not at all. and finally... your reaction to this photo is...? Something you'd find outside Mcdonalds after 6pm. The Picture ok i'll shut up now ... good luck hang on i thought of one more... any annoying habits? The usual laddish stuff really. ok now i'll shut up (Thanks )
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Andy_Croydz Chicken kebab or cheeseburger? Cheeseburger. Unless of course the choice was Doner Kebab tennis or cricket? Playing.......Cricket. Watching.....Tennis what would you do if you won the lottery? I'd pay off the mortgage on my parents house. Then buy my own place, then probably my own bar/club, flash car etc cant think of any more
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Leicesterboi If you had 500k to spend on a player for Leicester, who would it be and why? Adam Boyd. We desperatly need a goalscorer
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Katassi Ok Dunners (Dunners? ) Blonde or brunette? Brunette! pants.........i mean HANDS down OS or FT? FT. The OS is very unwelcoming for new posters, they seem to gang up on anyone who's opinion differs to theirs. FT is better layed out and has less errors and runs quicker. Just how good do you think you are at football? When I've played regularly and I get my confidence up and feel fitter then I feel I can be quite good, I used to be very greedy but as times gone on i've become a team player and changed my game to play in quite a few positions, at the moment I need to play more and get the feel for it again but it's going ok. KFC, Maccy Dz or BK? BK. Chicken royale...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Location, Location Location or House Doctor? Only my mum watches that stuff! errrrmmm........
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 KOPITE Eastenders or Corrie or Neither ? Eastenders Favourite City Player? I like Danny Tiatto. I favour hard working players who want to win. Strangest Thing You Have Bought Off eBay? I don't purchase off ebay myself but my brother got some pirate scrubs DVD's Richard or Judy? Neither! Both old fockers!
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Davieg Men or women? Women! Cotton or Silk? Cotton Fat or Thin? I'm guessing for women....in between, too thin can look awful. Big or Small? Again for women.....Small. Frogs or Toads. Frogs, Toads are ugly. Where is your name derived from? Its a variation of my surname. Can you Swim? Yes If Yes what is your favourite stroke? Breast stroke .....nah honestly.....front crawl. What is your worst attribute/Characteristic? Legs........they always seem to cramp up when I play footy, maybe as I dont play enough What is your best attribute/Characteristic? My Humour I guess, plus I have a good Conscience. Why do you post on this site? Because my friends do and I'm a City fan.
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Bend it like Cat Burger Katassi, argumentitive moose? I've not had an arguement with her so cannot comment. RnB or Dance? R'n'b Who would you rather smack, Hitler Or Bush? Hitler. Magnum revolver, 1 bullet: Tomassi or Hillsdonator who gets it? The Hillsdonator as Tomassi gives me lifts.
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Solihullfox Was Rasiak's crying performance more moving than Gazza's ? Indeed, it moved me all the way from my chair to the floor as I was laughing so much Which is funnier, Forest being relegated or Derby failing in the play offs and losing their manager ? Forest being relegated as I went to school in Nottinghamshire. Is having a very much needed poo nearly as good as sex ? Indeed, more relief than pleasure though depending on size, texture etc. If you could be any film star from any era who would you be ? Any one of the James Bond's. Get all the birds a flashy car with Gadgets and to kick ass and save the world, what else could be better? An extra hour in bed in the morning or an afternoon kip when you are shattered, which is better ? Extra hour in bed for sure, I never seem to sleep in the afternoon. What sporting event would you love to attend( other than a football match ) ? Wimbledon. Leicester reach the Cup Final, describe the perfect match ? We're 2-0 down at half time with a man sent off, the situation looks impossible. Some of our fans head for the exits.......but then we sneak one just after half time, a glimmer of hope.......we level in the last 10 mins, the crowd start to roar as the opposition fans go quiet and nervous and in stoppage time........MARK DE VRIES!!!! THATS SILENCED HIS CRITICS, HE'S WON THE CUP FOR CITY! Crowd go wild and some even invade the pitch.
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Leesoh If you were a packet of crisps, what flavour would you be? Thai sweet chicken Mccoys. Jelly babies - head or feet first? Head. How much would you pay for a ticket to see City in the FA Cup final? Hard to say. maybe up to £100.
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Tomarsei Do you think u will have a chance for Fosse City when they start having trials??? Depends if I can be arsed to turn on the style Do you think you are gay?? Not at all. Describe this emoticon.. The typical Leicester Fan during last season. Do you think you over-rate youself as a footballer or is critisism a bad thing?? I don't over rate myself at all, and if I do it is in Jest, Criticism is bad if it isn't constructive like some idiot who never passes when I take a shot on going "Oh you're shit etc etc" Do you think Scowy is William J. Young or Old?? Will Young fo' sho'. If you could be any fockerstalk user who would it be?? Ash! That boy got game! (Football that is) prada or gucci?? Prada lambretta or vespa?? Lambretta gay or gay?? Neither you cheeky focker
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Newcastle_Fox Have u ever given anyone or even yourself a poo-tash? No. Ever gone over the handlebars on your bike? No. However I have on a scooter going downhill, nearly dislocated my shoulder. Ever crashed a car? Nearly. What is your opinion on illegal substances? They are Illegal and should stay that way. If you could beat up a policeman and get away with it would you? Yeah, there are some real arsehole Coppers out there. Ever been in trouble with the law? Yes - Fare dodging and Some warnings about drunken behaviour. Ever been on www.teensontherag.com? No, but i bet you have Ever been a back door milkman?? Nope. Would you eat a rat for £50? I wouldn't rule it out, as long as it was well prepared. Can you tell me how to make money instead of spending it? Get another Job. Why is my job so boring? I thought Job was a foreign word to you Uni people How old is the oldest woman you would be prepared to shag? Corr I dunno, theres some top MILF out there. and the youngest? 16 of course. Do you like felching? What? Ever thrown up on the dancefloor/woman? No, but I have over my computer keyboard.
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Ricey Derby or Forest? Derby, Cannot stand Forest, least Derby don't have a past to live in. Hot or cold? Warm..........however on this occaision Cold.
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 L1boy L1 or kop. L1 was a good laugh until some people took it too far, but the Kop is full of moaning twats. titmuss or loose. Titmuss celebrity love island or big brother. Big Brother lcfc or sex. LCFC morning person or night person? Night. currys or comet? Currys, particularly Beef. dream holiday??? A World cup in a nice hot climate.
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Nationwider Filbo or Walkers? Filbo for atmosphere, Walkers for facilities. If Craig Levein got the sack tomorrow, who would you appoint to take over? Probably Jean Le Guen the Lyon manager, 3 successive French titles, can't fault that. Club or country? Club Is Stella Artois a good thing? Its a blimmin' amazing thing!
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Science hop, skip or jump; you can no longer walk, but can do one of these for the rest of you life. which do you choose? Jump, I wouldnt look a twat doing it, also I could be an Olympic Long Jumper and still earn a living. dr pepper tastes like heaven should taste? Not really no. do your reckon you look a little bit like the norfolk crimper off of bb6? Hell no! If I ever meet you you'll be sorry for even suggesting such a thing!
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Shelleh Nottingham or Leicester on a Saturday night? Nottingham. Normal or white Malteasers? Normal. Playing football in the rain or in the sunshine? Rain, for some reason I play better, I think its because im cooler. Malibu&Coke,Vodka&Coke or JD&Coke?? JD and Coke! the gods drink! Favourite bubble bath? This stuff my sisters got called Yo Ho Matey or something, I'm allergic to the posh stuff Girly girls or ladette girls? Ladette girls. Good for a laugh
Katy Posted 9 June 2005 Posted 9 June 2005 Sciencehop, skip or jump; you can no longer walk, but can do one of these for the rest of you life. which do you choose? Jump, I wouldnt look a twat doing it, also I could be an Olympic Long Jumper and still earn a living. dr pepper tastes like heaven should taste? Not really no. do your reckon you look a little bit like the norfolk crimper off of bb6? Hell no! If I ever meet you you'll be sorry for even suggesting such a thing! 121445[/snapback] You already have!
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Kerryh Summer or Winter Holidays? Summer. Would you have done the soccerette who was on with you? Hell yes! she was Hot! and drank stella. Do you suck or crunch - sweets! Depends how hungry or bored I am.
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 bertfox Neighbours or home and Away?? I hate Aussie soaps. Dr Pepper or Coke?? Coke! If there was one person of this forum you could ban, who would it be and why?? Chandler, for taking a dump on the name of Leicester. Cheers everyone, took ages but I hope you Enjoyed it. Next Hotseat member is Emsie-Lou as I'm talking to her on MSN, hahaha, now you have to endure this!
EmLeee Posted 9 June 2005 Posted 9 June 2005 bertfoxNeighbours or home and Away?? I hate Aussie soaps. Dr Pepper or Coke?? Coke! If there was one person of this forum you could ban, who would it be and why?? Chandler, for taking a dump on the name of Leicester. Cheers everyone, took ages but I hope you Enjoyed it. Next Hotseat member is Emsie-Lou as I'm talking to her on MSN, hahaha, now you have to endure this! 121453[/snapback] i'm scared
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Sciencehop, skip or jump; you can no longer walk, but can do one of these for the rest of you life. which do you choose? Jump, I wouldnt look a twat doing it, also I could be an Olympic Long Jumper and still earn a living. dr pepper tastes like heaven should taste? Not really no. do your reckon you look a little bit like the norfolk crimper off of bb6? Hell no! If I ever meet you you'll be sorry for even suggesting such a thing! 121445[/snapback] You already have! 121449[/snapback] When?
Katy Posted 9 June 2005 Posted 9 June 2005 Sciencehop, skip or jump; you can no longer walk, but can do one of these for the rest of you life. which do you choose? Jump, I wouldnt look a twat doing it, also I could be an Olympic Long Jumper and still earn a living. dr pepper tastes like heaven should taste? Not really no. do your reckon you look a little bit like the norfolk crimper off of bb6? Hell no! If I ever meet you you'll be sorry for even suggesting such a thing! 121445[/snapback] You already have! 121449[/snapback] When? 121459[/snapback] Its Stezza, you met him after a game in the Last Pants I think it was.
Durnerz Posted 9 June 2005 Author Posted 9 June 2005 Sciencehop, skip or jump; you can no longer walk, but can do one of these for the rest of you life. which do you choose? Jump, I wouldnt look a twat doing it, also I could be an Olympic Long Jumper and still earn a living. dr pepper tastes like heaven should taste? Not really no. do your reckon you look a little bit like the norfolk crimper off of bb6? Hell no! If I ever meet you you'll be sorry for even suggesting such a thing! 121445[/snapback] You already have! 121449[/snapback] When? 121459[/snapback] Its Stezza, you met him after a game in the Last Pants I think it was. 121461[/snapback] I'm fecked if I remember, will have to meet him again.........so I can kick his sorry ass
Katy Posted 9 June 2005 Posted 9 June 2005 Sciencehop, skip or jump; you can no longer walk, but can do one of these for the rest of you life. which do you choose? Jump, I wouldnt look a twat doing it, also I could be an Olympic Long Jumper and still earn a living. dr pepper tastes like heaven should taste? Not really no. do your reckon you look a little bit like the norfolk crimper off of bb6? Hell no! If I ever meet you you'll be sorry for even suggesting such a thing! 121445[/snapback] You already have! 121449[/snapback] When? 121459[/snapback] Its Stezza, you met him after a game in the Last Pants I think it was. 121461[/snapback] I'm fecked if I remember, will have to meet him again.........so I can kick his sorry ass 121462[/snapback] Hmmmm good luck with that!
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