BoneDog Posted 25 July 2013 Posted 25 July 2013 Not really a habit as such, but walking into door frames and general clumsiness. My Mrs calls me Frank. Not long ago I was opening the kitchen door but started walking forward too soon. My foot stopped the door from opening and I slammed my forehead reet into the hard end of the door facing directly towards the hinges. No give whatsoever. I bounced straight back, flew into the curtains and ended up on my arse in the bay window. If the curtains never stopped me I reckon I'd have gone through the double glazing. Nearly sparked myself and had a massive bump. Oh how the Mrs laughed! And about a week back I was about to pass her something leaning over the arm of the settee, my foot nearest to her went from under me and I collapsed sideways. My ear slammed into the hard bit at the back corner of her armchair stopping me from hitting the deck. That came keen and I haven't a clue how it even happened She laughed again and said my face was a picture on the way down. I think I tried to find the settee arm with my hands on the way down but missed which caused the side of my head to hit the armchair.
Leeds Fox Posted 26 July 2013 Posted 26 July 2013 Not really a habit as such, but walking into door frames and general clumsiness. My Mrs calls me Frank. Not long ago I was opening the kitchen door but started walking forward too soon. My foot stopped the door from opening and I slammed my forehead reet into the hard end of the door facing directly towards the hinges. No give whatsoever. I bounced straight back, flew into the curtains and ended up on my arse in the bay window. If the curtains never stopped me I reckon I'd have gone through the double glazing. Nearly sparked myself and had a massive bump. Oh how the Mrs laughed! And about a week back I was about to pass her something leaning over the arm of the settee, my foot nearest to her went from under me and I collapsed sideways. My ear slammed into the hard bit at the back corner of her armchair stopping me from hitting the deck. That came keen and I haven't a clue how it even happened She laughed again and said my face was a picture on the way down. I think I tried to find the settee arm with my hands on the way down but missed which caused the side of my head to hit the armchair. Reminds me so much of myself. The worst part is, milliseconds before it happens, you actually know you're going to do it and that you shouldn't. It also leads to very strong and loud swearing!
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 26 July 2013 Author Posted 26 July 2013 Materialism, Gambling, Boozing and Drinking to an extent it leaves you incapable of living a normal life. I do try and enjoy it though. I said bad habits.
Zingari Posted 27 July 2013 Posted 27 July 2013 Chewing my cuticles. And acting like an arrogant c*nt when drunk. Blimey I thought you'd have to be a contortionist to do that ! I'd love to be able to do it .
FoxesAreBlue Posted 27 July 2013 Posted 27 July 2013 Sometimes I think it is , but other times I think it's not. Make your mind up.
Orkneyfox Posted 27 July 2013 Posted 27 July 2013 Indecision is worse than a wrong decision. I'm not sure I agree
Soar Fox Posted 27 July 2013 Posted 27 July 2013 i would say biting my nails. however my wife would vote for the fact i grindy teeth. normally in my sleep so i cant comment. I do both of them things.
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