DANGEROUS TIGER

Yes, Italy does seem to be very unhappy, and I also think they will be the next to leave Others will follow, I'm sure.

Good to know Mendy had a good game. I have said that he needs a good run, game wise, and that we should retain him. Well done City on the result, even though I have heard reports that we were lucky. You're a bad lad ,Jamie take 500 lines.

The man we sacked twice. I don't think so.

If you like animals, then the Amazon jungle is for you.

It's so nice to have good friends! They are both barmy.

The Messiah has arrived!

3-2 to City.

Very overrated, ex Fulham recruit. He never really did much for us. I could never understand why we brought him to Filbert Street. Roger Davies from Bruges, was an even bigger waste of money. He would have better suited to selling programmes.

That speaks volumes. I will say no more, as I would surely get a ban.

Who in their right minds, wouldn't be? The man couldn't lead a donkey across a field, let alone lead a government.

Err, have I ever been banned? Now let me think. Em, possibly, hmm, probably, well, definitely, but I can't think why.

Welcome to Leicester, my good man. This is a happy place, where you will be loved by all the fans, even if you play badly!

Corby is a bigger liar than Tony Blair, and that's saying something.

Oh yes, I down four to five slices every fortnight. So very yummy, in my tummy! When it comes to steak, it's got to be medium sirloin.