Libertine

Brave boys using the R word!

I’ll give it a go tomorrow.

We were in League One twice.

So glad you got to post this. Worth it!

As long as we get @Miquel The Work Geordie back for the commentary, I'm in.

I think we need to put on some sort of fundraising concert akin to Live Aid, all proceeds going towards long-suffering LCFC fans' mental health services. I'm on guitar, we just need drums, vocals, bass and keys. Who's in?!

They used the 'R' word.

There's absolutely boatloads more songs. Jake will have to make sure to get some of them out soon else the players they're ripping may well (hopefully) be gone. Anon Fox and I have collaborated on a more positive number to come soon, too. It's truly epic.

It’s on Anonymous FOX’s Soundcloud. https://on.soundcloud.com/XFTpzIXXX6tJiseMlu

One for the punks among us. Inspired by this weekend's events. HARRY WINKS F*** OFF - THE DEAD LEICESTERCITIES Foxes ain't no religious cult Fox means thinking for yourself You ain't half poor when you snipe or swear And a cock still lives inside your head Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! If you've got no fight, get outta here You ain't no better than the owners You ain't trying to run at least If you ain’t a fox, waive your salary Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! Ten outjumped by one, what a gang You fight each other, the EFL wins Shout right back when you pass our hordes Quit the ranks if you've got real balls You still think Hotspurs look cool The real hardmen win your duels Three coaches, since Enzo, you’ve flopped In a real tough fight, you'll be the first to go Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! You'll be the first to go, you'll be the first to go You'll be the first to go unless you think!

One for the punks among us. Inspired by this weekend's events. HARRY WINKS F*** OFF - THE DEAD LEICESTERCITIES Foxes ain't no religious cult Fox means thinking for yourself You ain't half poor when you snipe or swear And a cock still lives inside your head Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! If you've got no fight, get outta here You ain't no better than the owners You ain't trying to run at least If you ain’t a fox, waive your salary Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! Ten outjumped by one, what a gang You fight each other, the EFL wins Shout right back when you pass our hordes Quit the ranks if you've got real balls You still think Hotspurs look cool The real hardmen win your duels Three coaches, since Enzo, you’ve flopped In a real tough fight, you'll be the first to go Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! Harry Winks, Harry Winks, Harry Winks: f*** off! You'll be the first to go, you'll be the first to go You'll be the first to go unless you think!

Great pod guys. Only thing is it was surely the perfect week for Winks-182.

Same! I thought it must be bad if even ‘c***’ was left in.

And you thought this day couldn't get any worse!

Church of King Power – Damn! Let me take you to the place Where membership declines at pace Brush shoulders with wet farts Where failures take you by the hand And welcome you to Rudderland To critique the pre-game march Church of King Power, drinks are free Fun and Khun’s shrine, there's enough for everyone All this grifting for KP But don't worry, you get free Chang! Wantaways and Glovers meet Then kiss in Church King Power seats Watch the dimwits try to play In posh West Stands, a low-skilled goon Larb stick time, a 90s tune A treat while Top’s away Church of King Power, drinks are free Fun and Khun’s shrine, there's enough for everyone All this grifting for KP But don't worry, you get free Chang! Clap your hands And leave on time Don't take your time Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the top flight! Clap your hands And leave on time Don't take your time Gotta move your feet, won't you miss the second flight?! (Cool, cool, cool, cool) Church of King Power, drinks are free Fun and Khun’s shrine, there's enough for everyone All this grifting for KP But don't worry, you get free Chang!

Fkin ell I am older than Jordan Ayew

Shit Piece FC

It’s poetic really. The likely death knell of our club overseen by the refereeing ghost that’s haunted us for over a decade. The man bookends the whole rollercoaster ride that we’ve been on under King Power.

LAZY - BALLSED BARCLAYS I remember when I remember, I remember when I lost my prime There was something so pleasant about that place Going through the motions 'til I'm let go, 'cause I got no pace Hmm And when you're out there without care Yeah, the balls out of touch But it wasn't because I didn't run enough You just booed too much, hm Does that make me lazy? Does that make me lazy? Does that make me lazy? Possibly And I hope that you are having the time of your life But sing nice, that's my only advice, mm Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you Who do you think you are? Ha-ha-ha, bless your soul You really want your sausage rolls? I think you're lazy I think you're lazy I think you're lazy Just like me Your heroes had the heart to give their lives out on the pitch And all I remember is thinking "I want to be stinking rich" Ever since I could dribble Ever since I've done little but sit on my buns And it's no coincidence I'm subbed And I'll have Thai when I'm done But maybe I'm lazy Maybe you're lazy Maybe we're lazy Probably

LEAGUE ONE CALLING - THE TRASH League One calling to the wantaway clowns Our form is impaired, and Leicester come down League One calling to the blunderworld Prepare for the Hudders, you boys and girls League One calling, now don't look to us Phoney KP-mania has bitten the dust League One calling, see we ain't got no wins Except for that one over the Bristol gimps The Ice Kings aren't coming, and Jon's perusing Meltdown expected, defeats are wearing thin Ayew stops running, and we drop a tier 'Cause Leicester is drowning, and I heave by the river League One calling to the relegation zone Forget it brother, you can't go it alone League One calling, and Bromley's ahead Quit holding out, and die another death League One calling, and I don't wanna shout But while we were honking, I saw you sneaking out League One calling, see we ain't got no highs Except for that loan with the functioning eyes The Ice Kings aren't coming, and Jon's perusing Ayew stops running, the wins are growing thin A schoolboy error, and we drop a tier 'Cause Leicester is drowning, and I, I heave by the river Now get this... League One calling, yes, I was there too And you know what we said? Well, all of it was true! League One calling and Khun Top's in denial And after all this, won't you give him a smile? League One calling... I never felt so much dislike dislike dislike dislike...

WAGE ODDITY by CITY AREBUST Wage control’s a failure, Jon Wage control’s a failure, Jon Check your first team bills and whack a bonus on Wage control’s a failure, Jon (Ten, nine, eight, seven, six) Commencing countdown to League One (Five, four, three, two, one) Exec position, and may Top’s love be with you This is Wage Control to Failure Jon You've really made a waste And the papers they all know the purse is bare Now it's time to solve the cashflow if you dare This is Failure Jon to Wage Control I’ve blessings from the board And I'm gloating in a most peculiar way And the squad looks very deficient today For here Am I sitting in the West Stand Far above the turds City fans are blue And there's nothing I can do Though I'm past one hundred thousand pounds I'm feeling very chill And I think my wage slip knows which way to go Tell my boss I love him very much, he knows Wage Control to Failure Jon Your club is dead, it’s all gone wrong Can you hear me, Failure Jon? Can you hear me, Failure Jon? Can you hear me, Failure Jon? Can you- Here am I gloating 'round my West Stand Far above the turds City fans are blue And there's nothing I can do

Thank you for keeping us abreast of the situation.

Maybe we need to get a request in from Brenda's cousin, Kaypie Yout.

Unbelievable this hasn't been done yet. Sugar, We’re Going Down Can I shop in the bargain bin yet? I've been dying to pay you anything you want for years 'Cause Skipp gets 50 grand a week Sit on my ass, dreaming of Winks in League One I'm just a blob in a tracksuit, but Toppy he calls me Big Jon Across our shirts BC.Game The goals are leaking in, and increasing For the wrong team We're going down, down with a Premier ground And sugar, we're going down stinking I'll be your number one with Thai tourists A bloated training complex, lock it and sell it We're going down, down with a Premier ground And sugar, we're going down stinking I'll be your number one with Thai tourists A bloated training complex, lock it and sell it Is this more than you budgeted for yet? Oh, don't mind me, I'm selling Bilal for no profit Wishing to be the subject of your memes Isn't it messed up now that our budget is so slim? I'm just a blob in a tracksuit, but Toppy he calls me Big Jon Across our shirts BC.Game The goals are leaking in, and increasing For the wrong team We're going down, down with a Premier ground And sugar, we're going down stinking I'll be your number one with Thai tourists A bloated training complex, lock it and sell it We're going down, down with a Premier ground And sugar, we're going down stinking I'll be your number one with Thai tourists A bloated training complex, lock it and sell it