Libertine

I’ve got another coming soon lads. I think I’ve outdone myself.

I'm a blonde bimbo girl in a fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour in pink Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky Really makes you think.

Nice, it was a shame we didn't go for Antonio.

3 years ago is forgivable. Still having the same view now is not.

Idea for a sign: "Incompetents fail upwards, LCFC plunge downwards" With moving wobbly heads of Rudders et al.

Flippin heck, Dennis Wise as Head of Maxillofacial Development with Special Interest in Jaw Reconstruction?!

Can only think this is ragebait for social media engagement. Playing 4D chess here again guys.

There's only one reaction needed to this:

I got you peeps. You are now about to witness a lack of ball knowledge. Straight outta Seagrave Lazy motherf***er named Ayew From the gang of Playaz With Attitude When I’m subbed off, I slowly plod off Shoot the ball and them daisies get shorn off You too boy if you f*** with Vesty The staff are gonna hafta come grab the lead Of his dog, and take it walkin’ round ‘Cause my slow Danish friend can’t turn ‘round Winksy starts to mumble, “I miss Enzo” My man’s cooked from commuting from London Goin off for a motherf***er like Faes With his arms raised he’s blamin’ yo’ ass So give it up dicks Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a free kick Here's a dank rap from yo’ favourite chancer With a goal record like a Pointless answer 2 in 27 is the rule 'Cause I can’t hit the behind of a mule Me you can go toe to toe, so lazily I'm trippin’ players in tha box, daily Yo weekly, monthly and yearly Until them dumb protestors see clearly That I'm down with the capital KPFC Boy you can't f*** with me So when I'm in the first team, it’s dog muck Cause Ayew is lazy as f*** As I leave, I hear y’all complain But when I come back, boy, I'm comin’ straight outta Seagrave Bouba is his name, and he’s comin’... ... Straight outta Seagrave Is a brotha that'll offer no cover And with a blood type of pure butter Midfielder, I move like a snail And if I ever get caught I just bail See, I don't give a f***, that's the problem I see an opposition player I just dodge him But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while And when I play a shit pass, I smile To me it's kinda funny, the other team see a player reclining But don't know where the f*** I’m going, just rollin Lookin for the life they call easy Take all the cash, they never see me Toothless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark And when I’m in the team, won’t see me mark or jump without persuasion You’ll hear the scream of the fans who saw the last relegation Give a little shoulder barge and I'm splittin’ But leave a nightmare no one'll be forgettin So what about the b*tch who hit a shot? Missed ya! You think I give a damn on the pitch? I ain't a sucker! This is the autobiography of Soumar.E, and if you ever f*** with me You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who won’t cover Turd of the midfielders, straight outta Seagrave

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On it.

Just got to 'that' bit at the end. Absolutely dying. Massive credit to @Anonymous F.O.X. for the effort.

Record episode length?

The picture makes it look like they're the ones protesting.

Joining the protest hopefully.

Kemp? It's Kemp isn't it.

Just watched the first two episodes of new Scrubs. Actually thought it was really good! Relieved. Looking forward to the rest of it.

Don't know if this has been posted before.

Today's lunch break output. No AI required. Relegate. We relegate any team in our property. We're damn good too. But you can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be useless with the green, if you know what I mean. Earn your keep. RELEGATORS! Saddle up! RUDKIN: It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Jonny Rud was on the streets tryin' to consume Some funds for the eve so I can sign some goons Rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone TOP: Just hit the west side of the KP On a mission tryna play like Man City Seen a horse full of girls, ain't no need to flee All you skirts know what's up with KPFC RUDKIN: So, I hooks a left on Highcross and John Lewis Some brothers shootin' balls, so I said "Let's do this!" I jumped out the ride and said "How’s 100 bags a week?" Some brothers pulled Jedi tricks, so I said "Sign please!!" TOP: Since PSR peepin' me I'ma glide and swerve These hookers appeal so hard they straight hit the curb Onto bigger, better things like BC.Game I see my Jonny and some suckas all in his face RUDKIN: I'm gettin' Jack Harrison, I'm breakin' the bank I can't believe they takin' Jonny's cash They took our six points, they took my Wout Faes I looked at Glover, said "Got a working fax?" TOP: They got my Jonny hemmed up and they all around Can't none of them see him if they goin' straight pound-for-pound They want Internal Review before we start to clown I best pull my polo mallet and lay them bustas down RUDKIN: We got points penalties, I think we’re goin' down I can't believe it's happenin' in my own town If I had some cash, I’ma sign some flop I glanced over at the horse and see my homie Top TOP: Sixteen in our net and one in their goal Top is about to make some bodies turn cold Now they marchin’ and protestin', it's a tad bit late Top and Jonny Rud had to relegate TOP: I laid all them bustas down, I let my mallet explode Now I'm switchin' my mind back into polo mode If you want skirts, sit back and observe I just left a gang of Thai influencers over there on the coach RUDKIN: Now, Top got the freaks and that's a known fact Before Brendan got sacked I was on the same track Back up, back up, 'cause it's on T-O-P and me, the J to the R to the U to the D TOP: Just like I thought, they were in the same spot In need of some desperate help But Top, the manchild, I’m in need of somethin' else One of them horses was sexy as hell I said, "Ooh, I like your size!" She said, "My odds are low and you seem real nice Would you like a ride?" I got a horse full of girls and it's goin' real swell The next stop is the Seagrave hotel TOP & RUDKIN: We’re sleepingwalking into a whole new era League One, administration, Ayew and Daka Dross on a whole new level Okoli at the back and Aribo in the middle Duds, crocks, no wins, Coulibaly, League One Where polo is life and “We promote next season!” TOP: If you know like I know, you don't wanna step to this It's the KPFC era, funked out with a gangsta twist If you play like I play, then you lose like every game And if yo' ass is a busta, KPFC will relegate

Suggestion for the next song: Relegators (to the tune of Regulators - Warren G & Nate Dogg)

Most was okay but couldn't hear the Italian guy well and towards the end with the two Leicester lads on it sounded like there was someone speaking Italian over it in parts. Good ep though.

Oof, Kasper...

Started young then.

Can't even say you want your football club relegated these days without getting arrested and thrown in jail!