Voll Blau

Piece of piss. Keen for this on Saturday.

Sean St Ledger's on the Guinness, 'ave a pop and you'll be finished... Sang ad nauseam at various places in the West End last night.

Most attempts at Sloop John B rip-offs are absolute gash, but I actually quite like that one.

If ever there was a game to blast out every class old school chant we have going, Sunday will be it.

Dunno, gets airings now and then. In the Kop, away pubs.

Cool!

We've already got: Ian Marshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall Scored a ****ing great goooooooooooal Against Athleticooooooooooooo Against Athleticooooooooooooo Much rather sing that. Singing about their current players would look a bit small-time when we've no real beef.

Please tell me you're not going to be there.

Hardly likely. They're one of the few decent home supports around. We've got a great range of songs, it's about time we showed that off!

It really doesn't. Makes it sound amateurish and mongy. It's at its best reasonably slow, belted out, with scarves in full flow.

Wrong.

Bring on the Sunderland and Arsenal Leicester Score Forever and ever There's three without even thinking that should get sung more and are relatively unique. Not exactly hard to learn either.

If we're gonna start nicking Wolves songs we might as well just get them to play The Liquidator when the teams come out. No ta. We're Leicester, we can do better.

Dale Cavese would sound shit. Full stop. It's the national anthem of every two-bit, tinpot, Soccer AM, copy-and-paste, "well I support a Premier League team too" type support in this country. The Ajax/Melbourne one would be unique and sound the bollocks! Why can't we back ourselves to stand out from the crowd?

Great idea, I've always wanted us to be the laughing stock of the Football League. That said, having a five year old belt out the full lyrics to 'When you're tired and weary' would raise a smile...

Valid.

Most English clubs have had a go at WLY. In my opinion we're one of the very, very few who don't make it sound completely shite. We could always sing it a bit slower though. It's not a race to get to "OWOWOWO" after all...

Think Ajax originally did that Melbourne song - from 3:22. Definitely up for that if we can do it the same way they do.

Belter. Or we could just sing it ourselves rather than having a nonce with a CD player telling us when to do it? Plus, sacking off the PHG? Sacrelige.

Superb.

I do wish people would leave dear old Iwan alone.

No ta.

Actually quite keen on this one. Why sing against one of our own players? I'd sing it.

Right, realise songs to the tune of sos cagon has been done to death. Nevertheless... He doesn't drink lager He doesn't drink cider He doesn't drink bitter He doesn't drink vodka He won't drink tequila Or Jagermeister He plays for the Leicester He's Danny Drinkwater