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Neither would Hansa have done when they were the size of the biggest English groups...

Imagine all the awaydaybanterfootylads are falling over themselves wanking over this, then go back to posting "cringe" the next time a UK group do something...

They don't outrank scampi or bacon fries, I'm afraid.

Luckily not a vice for me but fvck me, how are Midnite allowed to get away with the gambling ads that show up in my YouTube? Hope everyone involved in the production of them has sleepless nights.

Really pleasing to see Rishi hasn't checked out. Such a great cricketer to watch.

Scampi and bacon fries should be top two ffs...

Nope, card. And I got called Bossman.

Just me who gets a decent trim in a Turkish barber then?

Compared to last year. It's in the article.

And, to be fair, they shouldn't have felt compelled to either. He had nothing to do with Leicester.

Sociopaths. Absolutely crazy thing to do. Mildly less anti-social but see also neighbours blaring the radio out in their garden on hot days. Thank god everyone else in the area has exactly the same musical taste as them, eh!

You've seen what the electorate are like, right? You've got people who genuinely don't seem to remember *any Prime Minister ever* being worse than Starmer. Unfortunately, you have to think short term these days. People just don't have the attention spans for anything else.

Is for a few, Surrey hit worst as you'd expect. Weirdly feel its been a shot in the arm for domestic one day cricket though. Chance for young players to break through, big revival of outgrounds, ticket sales apparently up for a lot of counties this year. It's thriving despite any lack of help.

Wring thread. Everybody thinks that.

Yorkshire never doing it is very, very funny.

Some fvcking ball from Harrison. He's absolutely flying, really strange that Notts binned him.

Baker's growing on me. Didn't used to get the hype but love the enthusiasm. One England could end up ruining though, sadly.

They've mucked this up here. Don't reckon it'll be enough.

I see they're still at it.

Best T20 games are, like all cricket, when the ball's slightly on top. Love it.

Not a great start to Finals Day from Northants here...

It's a boring debate but genuinely reckon he's number one for "which historical player would have gone best in the T20 era?"

More of what we want to see. The Cricketer's article on him described it as a "coup" and reckoned we might be in for a spinner too...

Such generic nonsense captions too. "Into the rhythm of the game." Combine that, the first name bollocks and the pictures - you'd still have no idea what had happened in the game.

Cox leapfrogs him easily. Davies might stay in as a batsman but Cox takes the gloves.