Voll Blau

I prefer games where bowlers are slightly on top but some of the uneven bounce was impossible for anyone to deal with. There was a stat on TMS earlier about the one Bethell got being the lowest bounce of any wicket-taking ball in a Test in England since ball tracking records began.

Simpson had a shocker with the gloves too. We've owed Sussex one for a while. Iron out the unnecessary aerial stuff and that's about as complete a win as you'll get in this format.

Come on Rishi man. Any need?

The Cricketer had the Lancashire chief exec messaging into their post-match podcast last night to have a go at the pitch (about 3 mins in)...

They're doing decent stuff but not much of it's very showy, that's the problem. Seeing a doctor has become much easier where I am since they got in, for example.

Mad end to that game at Taunton. Nice chaser to the Test.

I like it. Wearing it would make me feel like I was in a licensed taxi in a town that isn't Wolverhampton.

Not managed to see much today but have been listening. Buzzing to see the reactions of two disgruntled batsmen grousing about lbw decisions that were literally hitting the stumps. Do away with umpire's review. If we believe the machine says it's hitting then you're out. Simple.

Saw Jimmy Carr at St Pancras on his way to play at De Montfort tonight. Only one bloke got a pic with him, which surprised me a bit.

Good point. That one appearance on Question Time ended Nick Griffin but the same rules don't apply now.

Oh, turns out you can't even say **** on here by spelling it with a v these days. Maybe are Nige is right!

The sily ****'s been given open season to say what he likes for two decades now. His rise is the most abject failure in the history of British journalism.

You can see in Farage's face there's not a shred of human compassion there. The man's a psychopath.

It's be like the club referring to Alan Birchenall MBE in any communications about him.

Touch wood, from the video of the revamp it looks like Everard's read this thread! Fill your boots with requests for them, lads...