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The second half was how I thought the whole game would be. However the early goal made Morocco ultra confident and Scotland lose their heads for the first half. 
After going 1 down in 70 seconds a 0-1 was about as good as they could get but imagine putting all of that work and effort into qualifying and then delivering a half like that, just not turning up.

Fear not, they have the living legend that is Che Adams up front, have faith

Sorry but Australia need a new manager who puts fear into them, one capable of a half time roasting 

The Czechs have holes in their defence 

I wonder if commentators who have never seen him before are saying “Oh dear, the Ghana number 9 appears to have pulled both hamstrings, his calf muscles and hip joints but is playing on regardless”

Turpin and John Moss have something in common - they’re both nicknamed D**k !

The most riveting drama in Dallas since Cliff Barnes had a fling with Sue Ellen and JR found out

Gerrin there!!

Get some polish and an Argos trophy cabinet too, it’s coming home 

4 minutes ago, bovril said:

Girlfriend walked in just as they went to Emma and asked why I was watching a cookery programme

That was the Portugal match where for 90 minutes they made a meal out of anything.

B*ll*cks wait for me guys I was on snack replenishment duty you selfish swines  

2 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Madueke to England is like Mavididi to us. 

I was about to say the same, timid and lukewarm needs to grasp the nettle, take responsibility and realise he’s one of the front three in a World Cup game. If you want to take it easy and leave it to others to make it happen then buy a ticket and watch it from there, should have taken on his man in first minutes and let him know he’s in a game, just too passive.

Was it just his arm that was offside? 

1 minute ago, Chelmofox said:

Gordon’s playing??

Can you say that in a Brian Blessed voice?

Surprised Kane was allowed a free run at it but good header. Were Croatia just marking zonal?  I’ve always said space doesn’t score, players do.

Totally against the 3 minute hydration break. How the f*** is poor Doris at the Dog & Duck supposed to serve 120 thirsty customers in that short time it just doesn’t work 

Maybe Kane is trying to establish a false / alternative penalty style until the knock outs with potential shot outs at which stage he’s revert to his usual method thus fooling the preparation of the keeper…..

6 minutes ago, JimJams said:

Tuchel needs to send anyone who stutters run ups back on the first plane.

It would take them ages to get up the steps, people behind would be really p^ssed off.

Yep, like that!

Just t**t it!

Heart says 1-0 England

Head says 1-1

Stomach & backside says 1-2

4 minutes ago, Danizen said:

"...and that is Jayvon Peculiar Brixon of the New Jersey Hotdogs, in the crowd."

 

Who gives a ****?

I wasted the entirety of the Scotland match trying to spot The Krankies