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Rat face, what’s the score, rat face rat face what’s the score?

And that unique quirk that the home fans won’t get home until way after the away fans

Ha ha ha, Neville’s spat his dummy out

The producers of Channel 4’s Friday night getting in from the pub slot would like to discuss your ideas of a new show!

Turki would be appropriate as we keep getting stuffed!

Going 14 days unbeaten should do wonders for our mental health and general wellbeing But if they arrange a behind closed doors friendly against a league 2 club and screen it don’t do it to yourself, avoid the temptation, what you don’t know can’t hurt you.

When our restart at 0-4 went backwards and out for a throw I was definitely in a “Phil reaching for his baseball bat” state of rage. For the ladies sitting nearby I must clarify I actually screamed “Arthur Forksache” to my mate, Arthur Forksache who I spotted in the crowd and was frantically windmilling my arms just to get his attention. Honestly .

He arrived in their car park 3 days ago but it’s quite a long walk to the board room to sign the contract.

What was all that total lack of movement about? As Souttar or Thomas )and others) looked for a passing option there was just this static formation, all marked, no one trying to get away from their marker. Is this part of the Martin master-plan? I’ve heard him say in the past he likes his sides to progress up the field together as a unit, eventually causing an overload / outnumbering so maybe he instructed them not to dash about like rats in a larder and they took it too literally but ffs you train all Week for matchday, when it comes you don’t want the responsibility of being on the ball? Mooooooove. Throw ins with no one making themselves available, what in case they drift out of formation! This is football not the Red Arrows

He mentions / blames a lack of experience in his post match comments. Yeah right, Reid, Souttar, Burns, McCarthy and Thomas were immaculate, if only we had 11 like that we’d be fine and dandy.

That kick off after the 4th…… I’ve watched a million matches and never seen that in my life

Call me a gambler but let’s try Leicester City without Rudkin and see how that goes.

Had some good runs and seemed one of the very few who realised the urgency of our situation.

He gave me (well all of us) a promise that the s**tshow that was Burton at home was a low that would never be repeated under his watch. It’s been 2 weeks mate .

Having a winger who’s not going to try to take on a full back reminds me of the horror upon hearing Cooper picking Ayew over Fatawu in the PL. Waste of a shirt, even if he does “know the league”.

He’ll contribute as much today as he has for the rest of the season.

Would be great to see Riis and / or Bristric score, if we have scoring centre forwards it just leaves the passing of the keeper (I mean quality - he hasn’t died) as a potential problem for the season.

Let me guess, right now he’s jogging around looking stressed, 5 yards off the pace, making everything look difficult, pointing and frowning and looking like playing football is a burden not a pleasure

And here ‘s the Marquee he’s referring to -

There aren’t any photo’s of Chelsea’s new signing this morning, maybe they have no camera ?

Chelsea angry with Monaco as they’re left without their Fernandez replacement. Let’s take a moment to sympathise…….. Remember Drinkwater and Silva, where we were left with Kingy and James for half a season

Get that deal sheet in Rudders…..

Come on Stephy, I’m almost out of popcorn

Here we go……passing Russian roulette

Great team mate Bobby, experienced head and all that, chortle with your mate while Jakub writhes around in agony.