fazzyfox

Digne, you’re just a French Luke Thomas, French Luke Thoooomas, you’re just a French LukeThomas

start booking them ref, they’re taking the p***

VAR badge check complete - he’s French, gerronwirrit

Kanes torso was level but his chin was 2 yards off

Yep that’s him, Limahl in a football kit!

Fascinating Faz fact - City once played Norway and I was one of very few / only one who saw it. 1991, a few days after Pleats sacking, a behind closed doors weekday friendly around lunchtime. It had snowed, the water pipes had frozen and with no hot showers available game was at risk of not going ahead. In the absence of Pleat I was transferred from training ground sports science to helping the ground staff. After t**tting the pipes with a hammer it worked with minutes to spare and the grateful Norwegians shook my hand and thanked me as they arrived. A handful of them would go on to crop up in the English league but the one I remember most was no.11 Jahn Jakobsen, a live wire in a pedestrian, training exercise of a game. I started day dreaming about getting on for ten minutes and scoring at the cop end but instead they sent me on an errand and I missed the end. But it’s true, it won’t be in Foxes and Fossils but it did happen, City played Norway.

Mate, it’s called a ball

Mcrappe more like. Tame back pass of a penalty.

Top and Rudkin have keenly added his name to the file for future managerial appointments.

Where’s the red button player choice thingy, Bruno close ups please

With a face like a rat that’s sucked on a vinegar bottle

As does Infantino. It’s like a Thunderbirds convention!

This is the least exciting drama seen in Dallas since Miss Ellie slightly overcooked some pastry

I’m intrigued by the revelation that Murphy lives with “Sister Mary”. Is this some kind of monastery or something, Murphy dressed in hooded robes ?

Particular praise to Dan Burn, playing at an even higher altitude than anyone else