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LOL@Max Not his day...  Go Kimi and Hamilton...

1 minute ago, Warks_Mackem said:

Atkinson you tit.

I'm blaming Sam Dury @bbc sport for that one  

Eng 184-6   published at 46 overs

46 overs

Lead by 209

Whisper it, but this is probably the most comfortable that any batters have looked over the past day and a half.

8 minutes ago, Les-TA-Jon said:

And I don't even think it's a 'choice' by the club either - it's simply that there's little to no football based talent and strategy in the structure, above the manager...

Should we start playing polo instead?

For some reason I'm dreading this appointment far more than the others before, even if they turned out to be bad, too...  *ARGH*

At this rate, I'd trust my Mum to do a better job - (she'd have them fit, for one thing! (I'm pretty sure she's had enough of hearing me complain about the team's lack of fitness this year, everytime I talk to her))  - not that they could afford her, but still...   (Seriously - I had to ask: just for being a fitness/physical co-ordination etc. coach, she'd be charging £1 Mil a week :O  I guess she can stay retired... )

4 hours ago, jayfox26 said:

At this point, id take Jools Holland to run the club over Rudkin and Top

He'll get a decent tune of out of them at least, make them all sing from the same hymn sheet?  

Oh dear...  That's tonight spoiled then  

1 minute ago, Finnegan said:

 

I don't get any neutral really wanting them to win tbh. 

 

Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to be neutral  

Not many Arsneal fans round here then?  

2 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Dishwasher

 

Dull as dishwater. 

 

A damp squid

To go with the intensive porposises   

1 minute ago, Lionator said:

Imagine saying that to a Ukranian! 

You and I remembner Budapest very differently  /s

FUUUUUUUUCHS...

Argh. Dyerbolical

3 minutes ago, Corky said:

Bloody hell, it has been all of, what, seven weeks since he was previously there?

There's a reason it's no longer KING Power?  

No Huth free kick today then? Awww  

4 minutes ago, BeaumontFox said:

I literally just clocked the little sponsor and came on here to moan 😂

I wasn't even watching at that point, but the moment I heard it in the background...  

EDIT: Hi Kasper!  

BC SHAME!  

Def not the same without Mahrez on the right ofc.  Oh well.

EDIT: Glad they put some of the fancy patterns back on the pitch too  

We're putting Huth on Free Kicks again, right?  

1 hour ago, Pita said:

With our muppets in charge no chance

Muppets? Hah - Miss Piggy would get our lot back into shape  /s

1 hour ago, SecretPro said:

tin pot club aren't we. Like, properly tin pot. 

Have they taken the family silver yet?   (I mean, that's what 'tin pot' usually means - someone gets into power and takes everything they can that isn't nailed down before hoofing it to parts unknown  (See also: the current US admin, but they managed to get support from an entire political party for that, so they have a fascist 'tin pot' government atm...)

4 hours ago, sm1 said:

If the season couldn't get any worse, now Derby could be owned by money bags Saudis, whilst we have top the thai dumpling.

Of course it can (get worse), but I have a good imagination - which is always a double-edged sword  

54 minutes ago, Mickyblueeyes said:

 

We stand on sand mate. Don’t kid yourself otherwise. 

Sand suggests there's still something there   

9 minutes ago, JimJams said:

I dunno. He'd probably test positive for a lot of things.

Given the way US Healthcare is going, that's going to be a common problem   

1 hour ago, HankMarvin said:

Another 5 prem goals would put him 11th above Owen in the all time goals list.

 

Maybe a newly promoted club will take a punt 

This is a pretty ridiculous stat, really, isn't it? :O 

10 hours ago, RumbleFox said:

As much as I hate Spurs, and by extension Kane, he really is some fvcking player. Best striker in the world right now. Unbelievable. 

Kane was too good for Spurs for ages - glad for him (and England) that he finally got a chance to prove it...