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Next!

You clearly don't know the reason Ched is called Ched do you

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:laugh: They are brilliant Phube

Quality stuff

Yeah that was it, they were all doing it. I think they were trying to say something aswell but I couldn't make it out

They were all off their heads Got a nice voicemail at 2 o clock this morning

So that was you with Maybes, good to see ya

You should still have some left over from Barnsley! We were too busy abusing Leeds fans and random street walkers to drink heavily.

Sounds good to me, especially if you're paying

What do you mean if? I've never been to a cricket match before What can I expect?

A drunk man picks himself up after being chucked out of a pub for having no money, and comes across a broken down car. When he asks the driver what's the problem, the driver replies 'Piston Broke mate' To which the drunk said 'Me too mate, me too' and carried on walking. I can't tell jokes

I'm still trying to figure out what's going on tbh.

Then i'm incredibly stupid

Chris, a joke that involves maths is not funny

I have a fat dog, true story

They can't all be real can they?

I know a very similar one about Seba Veron. Woman on a beach sees Alex Ferguson and approaches him asking if he can sign her private parts. Fergie says: no way, the last time i signed a bald argentinian pussy it cost me 28 million.

Like that one

18 now are you?

Love that

I'm loving all of them Fezz