JimJams

Hopefully this becomes a blessing in disguise.

It's like we got the Wish version of Ten Haag.

Unreal. Off you fxxk.

Fantastic defending.

We'll be 3 up before half time.

Well I don't hope for the last bit...

I love Fatawu, but any moaning about that lineup is just moaning for the sake of it. So onto moaning about the bench. We have Fats if we're looking for a goal. Ayew if we're looking to see out the game. Winks as a decent option. Ricardo good too.

Well it didn't age badly. Guess we missed our window.

Would you take Ange "Defence?" Postecoglu if he got the boot from Spurs?

Why's that then?

I wouldn't worry too much about dropping a place!

When we survive they can take off the difference between relegation -1. Then they can save face and everyone is happy.

In what respect? On one hand it says that our most likely final position is 18th with a 20.1% chance, however if you tot up the other figures it's also saying we have a 44.7% chance of relegation, so we're 55.3% on for staying up. I mean I don't like it, cos I think these prediction computer things are a load of bollocks, but not sure what's not to like about what that's saying as it can be construed to mean different things.

Although he did win the league with Bayern...

You can't really blame him for the curse of Harry Kane. First task on the agenda, exorcising that demon and making Ollie Watkins first choice striker. You can't mess with the occult.

Cooper hates lankies.

There's no evidence to bare that out though. We only know from a small sample size that with him playing we conceded 1.5gpg whereas without we've conceded 1.8gpg. And none of the 3 goals conceded in the 2 games he played were problems with his pace.

Well he might well outlast the manager, so he might play for us again. Wait and see.

I guess you're omitting Buo as he's not ours?

There's nothing to suggest he's worth anything over what we were offered in the Summer yet. He's scored in one game. The rumours of selling him on for £10mill are further loans with options.

It's too much now in terms of coverage, adding to that takes the piss. But that's where we are now with it. Build up that's longer than the match itself, post match analysis that's longer than the game itself. Punch and Judy casting of the likes of Carragher to offset Neville because they want their 'odd couple' to have propa banta to put on their socials. Nobody wants this. It's not going to be interesting to watch a disgruntled manager have a little moan at being interrogated about why his team was so shit this week every time. Cos that's all it'll be. They just want someone to have a meltdown on camera so they can throw it up online with the usual click bait taglines. It's like Talksport News where they embellish a story out of a soundbite that someone they had on their earlier program said flippantly about a nothing subject. "Former Utd player thinks Ten Haag might be under pressure at Man Utd amidst poor performances and results" So you drag that out for a minute or so and it turns out Andy Goldstein asked Darren Fletcher "Do you think Ten Haag will be under pressure if they keep getting poor results?" Fletcher "Yeah, Maybe." NEWS AT F**KING 6!

Buo didn't get on.

Could well be hoping he gets a gig as caretaker at Man Utd when they bin off Ten Haag and can't sort out his replacement. A bit like Lampard at Chelsea.

Yes but you're a croupier.

It's all very well saying we need to press, but it's been pretty evident there's no cohesive press being trained into the players. Everyone seems to be doing it solo.