AshamedQPRfan

Thanks guys, especially Harry Winks. We were dreading him being in charge against Rotherham. Thanks for putting him and us out of our misery!

We usually concede within the first 5 minutes. There really isn’t much to break down, either. Three consecutive passes normally does it. Exhibit number one, M’Lord; No further comment required.

I honestly am not trolling you. Just watch highlights of our last couple of games. If this was a boxing match the BBBC wouldn’t let the fight go ahead, it’s such a mismatch.

You should be disappointed if you only get 3 or 4. We are there for the taking.

If you are up for it and don’t call the dogs off once you’re 5-0 up there really is every chance you can get 8. We have no Central defenders, you will be running at Osman Kakay (this will be comedy gold) and we will pose absolutely no threat up front to you. Most average teams in this division just need to turn up and they are guaranteed a minimum of 3 goals against us. You are by no means an average Championship team. The players appear to be fed up with Ainsworth’s prehistoric football so aren’t likely to put up much resistance (not that they usually do anyway) and the crowd will probably be very toxic as they have finally had enough of this sh*te now. This game would normally terrify us QPR fans, but we’re actually hoping you do put us to the sword just so that the board can wake up and get rid of Ainsworth and hopefully get someone competent in to try and beat Rotherham.

None of us can see anything other than an utter humiliation on Saturday. We can’t defend and can’t score. Not a good recipie when playing teams like Leicester.

Until this Saturday. if you thought Bristol City were bad then, boy, are you in for a surprise when you play us this weekend. We would make hungover Sunday League pub teams look like 1970 Brazil.

There’s no ‘could’ about it. You absolutely will.

Absolutely zero percent danger of that happening mate. This is the easiest 3 points you will ever get in your life.

Guys, you should seriously be looking to fill your boots here. I have you down for double figures. You really are that good and we really are unbelievably bad. Ainsworth will also still be there on Saturday, as our board are such incompetent f***wits that they think giving him 3 more games after last weekend’s sh*tshow is going to somehow make a difference! Unless you call the dogs off at half time, like Watford did on opening day, or you miss about 10 gilt edged chances, you are going to rip us so many new ones we’re going to look like a shower head!