Mr Happy

Has there been any official release on whether War Machine is in this and who is playing Hawkeye in this movie?

Saw this film the other day, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Well worth going to see unlike Clash of the Titans, which is certainly not worth paying £9.55 to watch in 3D. I found the most exciting part of this movie was towards the end when I left to go toilet. Perseus is a useless hero, the title is misleading as besides the kraken there isn't any other titans and I thought for a film supposed to be as epic as this it was too short.

Watched Transformers Revenge of the Fallen and The Hangover last night. Both excellent films, I can't believe how much of a badass Optimus Prime has become, taking out almost every Decepticon on his own and completely enjoying it. Sam's parents had me splitting my sides with laughter every time they were on the screen about making me piss myself, then Megan Fox about making me cum everytime her sexy ass was on the screen As for The Hangover, not the funniest film I've seen but it was consistantly funny with some amazing moments. Very entertaining film definately worth a 9/10.

Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or creamated, instead he will be recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic ad dangerous for children to play with.

I watched Terminator Salvation last night. I'd rate it a 7/10. We were never going to get another terminator film as good as T2 but as long as it was better than Rise of the Machines I think we can all be thankful. Salvation certainly was better than ROTM but like most people are saying it definately could have been better.

The Dark Knight already had Batman has an estabilished character therefore the focus of the film wasn't on Batman but Heath's portrail of The Joker and the transformation of Harvey Dent into Two-Face. As for being out performed you can't have watched The Machinist.

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I crashed my car into the back of another car the other day. This dwarf gets out of the car, absolutely fuming he says 'I ain't fooking happy' So i replied... ...'Well which one are you?'

Went and seen Hancock the other day, Pretty decent film I thought In the trailers before hand there was one for Tropic Thunder, looks fairly decent think I'll go see it

Also I like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, another brilliant film made even sweeter by being british

Collateral, now thats a bloody brilliant film, plus it has a cameo from Jason Statham as the transporter

"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night... one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see he's afraid of falling... So then the first guy has an idea. He says "Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy just shakes his head. He says... he says "What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across."

All the polish temporary workers that have been brought into my workplace. I have nothing against foreigners its just that none of them most of them choose not to speak the english tongue which is bloody annoying when all 50 of them are jabbering away in polish I mean if I imigranted of to spain or portugul I would be considered rude if I didn't learn their national language!

Man and wife having a stroll in the zoo, when a gorillla starts to get a hard on as he sees the wife. Husband says 'lift up your skirt and tease him' Gorilla goes mental. Husband then says 'Now get your tits out!' Gorilla goes bananas Husband then opens the cage and throws his wife in, 'Now tell him your've got a f**king headache!!' --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two irish couples decide to spice up their love lifes by swaping partners for the evening. Afterwards Paddy said 'That was bloody great, I wonder how the girls got on?' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man hires chinese P.I. Chen Lee to watch his wife. A few days later he gets his report: Most hon sir, I watch house, You leave house, He came to house, He and she leave house, I follow, He and she go to hotel, I climb tree and look in window, He kiss she, She kiss he, He strip, She strip, He play with she, She play with he, I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see, No fee, Chen Lee, Weely Sollee ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Two men at the airport, 1st man says "I can't find my wife" The second man says he can't either. "What does yours look like?" he asks. The 1st man replys "Shes 6ft, has blonde hair, big boobs, long legs and shes wearing stockings, a mini skirt, boob tube and high heels. Waht does your wife look like?" Second man replys "Fvuk her! We'll look for yours!"