Kent Fox

Thai your mother down sprang to mind. But only marginally after "we are the lady boyz, we are the lady boyz, you are the cheeky cvnts,.......

Today was good. I didn't lose my job.

Probably not quite the right place to put this, but... ..what REALLY p****s me off is, whether rain is coming straight down, or on a slight wind-induced angle, it ALWAYS comes in the driver's window!! Try it! However the wet stuff falls, it always seem to come in the driver's side. Fecking rain!! Oh, and wanky drivers in London that probably haven't got a fecking licence. Or just can't drive in a manner suited to rushing around like a bleedin' idiot in London. Basically - GET OUT OF MY FVCKIN' WAY AND LEARN TO DRIVE!! (offers arm movement in a back and forth manner, accompanied by an almost clenched fist).

Hopefully it was someones' silencer that spoke volumes.

I think you might be right DB11, but no doubt someone will tell us in no less than 5000words that she is alive somewhere and the proof is blah, blah, blah Did anyone see the news whereby a lawyer in Essex is trying to sue the McCanns for alleged child neglect?? 'Bout bloody time someone tried. Do our own Social Services not have any jurisdiction if the kid goes missing abroad??

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

If I knew what a "gauntle" was, I would certainly pick it up. If you mean gauntlet, I have picked it up and slapped you with it. There! Now I may sod off for fear of reprisal. In a gentlemanly manner. *runs very quickly*

No fighting in the safe house please as it's not very, erm, safe! I believe the place to take this fight is any of the Sheehan or Porter threads. Thank you.

I am somewhat shy of knowledge on this group. Please play some of their better known stuff so I might lose myself in it. Thank you. (As you have noticed, I am back as the lack of mods pleases me.)

I might have to leave this safe house. It is not safe. The Removers have come in force, the bouncer is useless and you are now drinking tea of a low standard. Without the correct amount of sugar. I'll be back when sanity is restored.

I was going to write a book called "Who is Milan Mandaric". I went all anagrammatical and it's now called "I'm womanish, Cardinal" It will be a free book to anyone who gets a letter from the LCFC database.

Anagrammatically speaking... Ask. Am I half mad, inhumane human

Apparently, at Preston, Sheehan... OUCH! Fcuking bouncers!! Sorry all.

Tis the Mods and the Admin you have to look out for. They are the Removers! Hopefully the bouncer will do his job properly and keep them at bay.

Sometimes I wonder if anyone will post in the other thread of the same name by the same person just one minute before this one. We could have two simultaneous threads running at teh same time.. Marvellous! EDIT: Balls! It's gone!

May I join you for a cuppa, mate? Is this a safe house, or an MI5 safe house? Just wondering..

You got your Auntie Flo around, Lisa?? Houses are, apparently, very cheap in the Outer Hebrides and the van men ride horses. I'd go there but as a child read Hebrides as He-Brides and thought it was probably too gay to go.

Sshh! Don't tell Lisa but I was just winding her up I wonder if it's Home Delivery vans that are doing this terrible deed. Name & shame, Lisa..

KF (during his delivery days) arrives at Lisa's house Ding - Dong! Knock-knock-knock. Hello, I have a parcel for next door. Would you mind taking it in? I know I have blocked your driveway for a while and I can only apologise, but you see, this is a very important parcel for your neighbour and I have been trying really hard to find someone to take it in. Would you mind? Oh, thank you. You are an angel. And a very pretty one, if you don't mind me saying so Have a nice day.

Yeah, Chandler LOVES the sound of his own voice and HATES it when anyone considers him a tw@t

Latest from Sydney IKEA store: Just flown in from Europe , our new products exclusively in green and yellow - the Wallaby range It is part of our new "flattened pack" range - easy to disassemble (only takes 80 minutes) - and guaranteed to fall apart every 4 years. Only 30 units currently available, all suffering from jet lag. Please note - this product is not suitable for use in English / Northern European climates. Although similar at first glance, it should not be confused with our existing Rugby League stock, whose main feature is being scrummage-free."

Fcuk me! What a read!! Thanks, Chandler You're wasted on here.. Quite often, me thinks

While Chandler is concocting his next piece of riddle for this thread, I wonder where he stands on the 'who killed Diana' debate?? I bet he knows, but we mere thickies will have to wait for 700 posts before we get a picture clue. Over to you, Special Agent Chandler. Oh, and I am not your enemy. Just so you know, I just think you talk bollocks. However, I also think that you do it on purpose. So now, I just laugh at what you have to say. It's funny

Not really. You could just be a nutter who believes he is something he is not. I am quite knowledgeable on James Bond, but that doesn't make me a spy. You just come across as someone who spends most of his time looking up words in a Thesaurus in order to appear more intellectual and/or knowldgeable about this case than anyone else. Unless you can offer up something to make me believe you really do know something about this case, why on God's earth should anyone bother to listen to your ramblings? I don't recall you asking about my role in society, but if you need to know, my purpose in life is that of managing people - a job I do well when employed. Currently, I sponge off the state until I find my next challenge. Your turn! Feel free to PM me if you prefer for it not to be so public.

I see now. But I'd like Chandler to answer. Just so that we know why we are being so thick so as not to see his point.. 'Fraid you'll have to elaborate for me, Lisa. I am a bit thick.