Tabou

I apologise in advance but couldn't resist.... The admin girl in our office Actually going to tesco express in a minuite for lunch. So...can we turn the title to "What should tabou404 get for lunch"

6.5/10 Slightly better than average....

You may not laugh but it tickled me.... A teacher says to her young class- "Right. Today I want you to tell me what your Daddy does for a living! Tommy what does your Daddy do??" Tommy replies "My Daddy is a dancer in a gay bar!! And if the money is right he will let them pummel his butt, or c*me in his mouth!!" The teacher is very shocked and pulls Tommy to one side She whispers "Is that what your Daddy REALLY does??" Tommy replies "Nah, he plays for Derby, I was just too ashamed to admit it" You can replace Derby, with Estate Agent...works just as well....

Not sure if it has been done already...but made me chuckle earlier... BREAKING NEWS: Ireland is in a state of shock after it's worst air disaster on record. Earlier today, a two-seater Cessna aircraft crashed into a graveyard. Early reports suggest that 1826 bodies have been recovered, and this figure is expected to rise as digging continues into the night... Taxi!..Follow that joke.....

Im having a hard, yet fun and rewarding day

Good day. The boss came in and said that he is going to provide a sheltered smoking area for us filthy participants and he bought us lunch. Had a great day sales wise......= money But its raining, I have a 2 hour drive home and its getting dark, and I want a beer. So 8/10 for today Cool thread, only just spotted it !