Tabou

There is a track we used to go to near doncaster. Bit of a trek, but woth it. I agree with this, but need to wait another 36 days until I'm 21!

You chest is my waist?!

21 is the golden agggge. Get a crosser, they're awesome. If you can find the little tw*t who robbed mine, I will sell that to you at a very reasonable price.

Play.com have advertised TPH's body at £12,000

Craig, I am probably going to be made redundant shortly, and may possibly get a few Reddies as redundancy pay. I would like to buy all of these items, but not have the trouble of biddijng for them. Can I just give you a wod of cash,...Say....£1000? Thanks in advance, Tabou 20, Emotional.

My day has been ****ing W*nk. I have been made "Self Employed" which means, that I will now earn sod all until I find a new job. My boss is a fckuing ****.

I sympathise with everyone who lost money in Iceland. I dropped a two pound coin between two freezers and never got it back.

I got Hugh Jackman, Tom Sellick and that gayboy from Skins.

It is because I look like George Clooney with Brad Pitts body. Gather round girls.

"And the FT effort award for Shameless Plug goes to.." Well done Katy. Takes alot of time effort and commitment to do something like that.

And on a plus plus side, you fancy some German pornstar?! Hope your OK. This has been a week from hell for me. Roll on October week 2!

"I'm a 14-year-old girl looking for a 45-55 year old man for online webcam fun. Email me: [email protected]"

Yesterday - Utter shit. Problem after issue after problem. Then more of the same at home. Half a bottle of Bells later, and it's Today. I hope it's better.

Wow, that sounds like a nasty trip Daggers.

Nussul that reminds me of Saturday night..3 of us at 5am... - "How much to Groby Mate, one stop" "£11" "Nice one, one stop please" "Money Upfront" "ok,ok just sorting money now..." ***Wait of like 5 mins trying to sort money, as we had got properly smashed*** "Make it £12 mate, it will be easier for you guys to sort" "No, lets make it £9" "GET OUT OF MY CABBIE YOU B*STARDS!!! POLICE POLICE!!!!" Some people have no funny bone in their bodies.

I'm watching my one chance at a good night tonight slip by me. Can't get a lift to town. Don't want to drive. Do not do public transport.

I got into a fight with an Emo today. I think we both knew who he was more likely to harm.

Prawns are minging unless they are in a Chinese Chow Mein thing.

Nussul...this isn't very healthy is it? Think of your teeth!

You are becomig a yuppy. My healthy breakfast today consists of shredded wheat, which I have not had in years...and some sort of lemon/ginger herbal tea thing. Tis actually very nice!

What car is it? If I do leave my job, for a short while I will be without transport as I'll have to hand back the keys to mine....

Having a Boss who goes out and buy himself Bentleys and Porches and fancy houses, holidays etc because the industry is flourishing, Not putting any money aside incase hard times come... Hard times appears its ugly head, and low and behold, business is struggling, massively. Said boss then moves goalposts/reduces wages, and expects me to be more committed and enthusiastic than ever. Tosser.

I've changed my mind. I'm going to spend the rest of the day getting properly plastered. I hate work.

1) Hopefully not for long 2) Yes and no. I hate the FSA 3) No. I don't have the inclination to do any sort of work today. Unless easting crisps and Idle masturbation can be classified as work.