JakeShingler

Won a McFlurry so all good

Bangers and Mash

Sound went braggy park then just chilled.

Not bad at all.

Maryland Cookies.

\Quality.

Stattisticly 9/11 americans wont get this joke.

Done fook All today. Going to play some indoor footy later

Cheers

How can you read that tis all blury?

Last 1. I'm not worried she hasn't text me back I'm not worried about Jezza's dog I'm not worried I've only got 96 friends And I know what you're thinking, but I'm not worried about my dad dying of smoking No, I'm just worried that on April Fool's Day, the bitch will be on the front page of The Sun with the headline: "Gotcha!"

To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: South East England, born and raised On Reality TV, where I spent most of my days Being racist and acting a fool Was disgusting, destroyed all the gene pool When a couple of cells, who were up to no good Started making cancer in my vaginalhood I got one bit of cancer and my doctors got scared They said, "We're putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!"

Does anyone else think "Don't fook with Shilpa Shetty" t-shirts would be a good business idea? Is Shilpa Shetty a parent? Can someone tell me? Because if she IS.... Then I think we all know who had the best Mother's Day ever!!

Hope every 1s watching jade goody new reality t.v show waking the dead....its wot she wud ov wontid

**Warning** I Bet Jade Goodys dying to know what she got for mothers day

Not too bad at all.

Chris Moyles.

Secret Millionaire.

:crylaugh:

Woke up went college came home ill sat in bed all day not ate anything.

Me 2.

Criminal Minds.

Tuxedo.