Spiritwalker

But I'll have a go. Pearson is a rambler, he wears a ramblers hat, he lives next door to Joachim, he lives in a Romanian shack. He fights dogs with his left hand, he fights dogs with his right, and when they try and bite him, they'll lose their fvcking sight.

I don't think you can improve on that.

What about changing Drinkwater's chant to the same one as Michael Van Gerwens? Oh Danny Drinkwater Oh Danny Drinkwater

I was almost tempted to phone the moan in, what an embarrassment. People who are saying this could have been another Hillsborough need to have a serious word with themselves. We must have alot of fans who either have never been on a terrace or who have short memories. When a terrace is either full or close to being full you get squashed. That is why old ladies and young children should not go in there. My dad is 67 and did not want get squashed so we went in the seats ( they were available). One guy even phoned in to say he was worried about the blind man stood next to him, you couldn't make it up.

Tall Lionel Messi He's just a tall LIonel Messi I know this doesn't mention him by name, but I'm sure he'll know who we're on about.

I like this the best.