Alf Bentley

Depends on the injection, I think. I remember having a yellow fever inoculation years ago and for 24 hours I felt like Mike Tyson had punched me in the arm. A few months later, I had a cholera inoculation and for 24 hours felt like Tyson had kicked me up the arse. Couldn't sit down! Maybe, though, they were just incompetent and have ripped through all your muscle tissue and you'll never use that arm again.

When Craig Mackail-Smith visits with Brighton... Adapt "Shit ground, no fans!" to "Big fish, small pool! Big fish, small pool!" (aiming low, I know). More ambitiously... "Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to Poyet! Relax, don't do it, when you want to sign! We've got to hit him, hit him, hit him, with those taser beams" At that point, thousands of fans could produce taser guns and fire them at him... (No, absolutely not serious, in case there are any nutters out there!)