UuhMagazine Posted 27 January 2016 Posted 27 January 2016 https://www.facebook.com/Uuhonline/posts/1012544965468695 A Little Ditty For Leicester City (January 2016) In a most unremarkable East Midlands town,The punters watch on with intrigue,As their unfancied team chase the glorious crown,Of the Ol’ Barclay’s Premier League. The playmaking skills of a winger from France,And a titan from Rome at the helm,Have given their dear club their best ever chance,Of becoming the best in the realm. Where once going forward their strikers were toothless,Now they boast quite the attack;Where once in defence dear old Leicester were Huth-less,Now they are strong at the back. The teams that they face they continue to slaughter,While challengers struggle to cope,When none of their rivals have Danny Drinkwater,Does anyone else have a hope? Arsenal drop points when it seems they should win,The same can be said for Man City,Van Gaal’s Man United are boring as sin,And Chelsea quite frankly are shitty. So all sons of Leicester have cause to be hearty,And gleeful and glad and delighted,Their man Jamie Vardy is having a party,And everyone’s ****ing invited.
UuhMagazine Posted 27 January 2016 Author Posted 27 January 2016 Oh how I love Leicester Town Football Club Ever heard of poetic license
Lionator Posted 27 January 2016 Posted 27 January 2016 Ngl, I'm pretty disappointed that it's not to the tune of Jack & Diane by John Mellencamp.
Paulmot Posted 27 January 2016 Posted 27 January 2016 When u top the league When u top the league Garth crooks dismisses you when ur winning when ur winning the sun comes shining through when ur losing u bring on your game stop ur sliding be snappy again when ur shining when ur shining The whole ground shines with you The whole ground shines with you
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.