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"it burnt my eyes"

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a trucker just come on radio, describing a "naughty scene" in another vehicle saying "it burnt my eyes" lol

anyone else seen a naughty couple on the road, dogging is the phrase.

Not been that lucky not yet anyway. But who knows i might someday

:yesyes: :w00t: :blink:

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a trucker just come on radio, describing a "naughty scene" in another vehicle saying "it burnt my eyes" lol

anyone else seen a naughty couple on the road, dogging is the phrase.

hmm it burnt a trucker's eyes... must have been something! :o:ph34r::P

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you know, whenever i drive next to a trucker i feel intimidated, you can feel someones looking down on you.

recently i saw a lady with her feet up on the dash board and one hand missing.

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you know, whenever i drive next to a trucker i feel intimidated, you can feel someones looking down on you.

recently i saw a lady with her feet up on the dash board and one hand missing.

Hmmm what do you drive then?!?!? :blink:

And was that a limb-less lady driving? :P:whistle:

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Hmmm what do you drive then?!?!? :blink:

And was that a limb-less lady driving? :P:whistle:

i drive an audi, beatiful little thing it is, hear name is helgar.

she wasnt driving, the man driving seemed very sweaty, i think she was turning him on he didnt drive in a straight line. im afraid helgar burnt some rubber at that point, spose he did later too.

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i drive an audi, beatiful little thing it is, hear name is helgar.

she wasnt driving, the man driving seemed very sweaty, i think she was turning him on he didnt drive in a straight line. im afraid helgar burnt some rubber at that point, spose he did later too.

Oh that's just :sick::laugh:
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i drive an audi, beatiful little thing it is, hear name is helgar.

she wasnt driving, the man driving seemed very sweaty, i think she was turning him on he didnt drive in a straight line. im afraid helgar burnt some rubber at that point, spose he did later too.

:sick:

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a trucker just come on radio, describing a "naughty scene" in another vehicle saying "it burnt my eyes" lol

anyone else seen a naughty couple on the road, dogging is the phrase.

theres a well known dogging spot about 30 seconds down the road from my mate, and when wee used to go down there alot in the summer to play football. We used to see loads of cars testing out their suspension.

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theres a well known dogging spot about 30 seconds down the road from my mate, and when wee used to go down there alot in the summer to play football. We used to see loads of cars testing out their suspension.

Well you know what they say if the Car or Vans a rockin don't come a knockin.

:blush::blink: :w00t: :laugh:

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she wasnt driving, the man driving seemed very sweaty, i think she was turning him on he didnt drive in a straight line. im afraid helgar burnt some rubber at that point, spose he did later too.

a bit too much detail thanks :ph34r::ermm:

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i drive an audi, beatiful little thing it is, hear name is helgar.

she wasnt driving, the man driving seemed very sweaty, i think she was turning him on he didnt drive in a straight line. im afraid helgar burnt some rubber at that point, spose he did later too.

theres a well known dogging spot about 30 seconds down the road from my mate, and when wee used to go down there alot in the summer to play football. We used to see loads of cars testing out their suspension.

a bit too much detail thanks :ph34r::ermm:

:o Like isaid earlier, this is geetting totaly out of control. :blink::S:blush: :laugh: :laugh:

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:o Like isaid earlier, this is geetting totaly out of control. :blink::S:blush: :laugh: :laugh:

Why did you quote me there?!?! My post was not out of control... on the contrary! :P

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went down Burbage common one friday night sad i know but thought it would be quite funny my mate was pissed up and i wouldn't let him smoke in my car so he got out for a fag and a BMW jeep stated flashing it head lights at him so he stumbled over to have a look and found it was a bloke who wound down the window he screamed and ran back to the car and we quickly got out of there it was really funny but i suppose you had to be there lol

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i drive an audi, beatiful little thing it is, hear name is helgar.

she wasnt driving, the man driving seemed very sweaty, i think she was turning him on he didnt drive in a straight line. im afraid helgar burnt some rubber at that point, spose he did later too.

theres a well known dogging spot about 30 seconds down the road from my mate, and when wee used to go down there alot in the summer to play football. We used to see loads of cars testing out their suspension.

Well you know what they say if the Car or Vans a rockin don't come a knockin.

:blush::blink: :w00t: :laugh:

Ah sex eh?

*sighs*

a bit too much detail thanks :ph34r::ermm:

:o Like isaid earlier, this is geetting totaly out of control. :blink::S:blush: :laugh: :laugh:

Why did you quote me there?!?! My post was not out of control... on the contrary! :P

I think this explains it better :blush::whistle:
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theres a well known dogging spot about 30 seconds down the road from my mate, and when wee used to go down there alot in the summer to play football. We used to see loads of cars testing out their suspension.

i sense a spring in your words ;)lol

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went down Burbage common one friday night sad i know but thought it would be quite funny my mate was pissed up and i wouldn't let him smoke in my car so he got out for a fag and a BMW jeep stated flashing it head lights at him so he stumbled over to have a look and found it was a bloke who wound down the window he screamed and ran back to the car and we quickly got out of there it was really funny but i suppose you had to be there lol

oh my god thats sounds funny, i went to a spot near kibworth (cant say more cos its at the back of a house of someone i know), well, and ended up doing something with my work mates wife, i`d only new him 2 days and she told me she was single with a sex addiction, who was i to turn it down :)

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