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I hate washing machines

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Picture the scene. Marsh has completely run out of clean underwear - has in fact been going commando for a few days now - and decides the time has come to wash some. When I say 'some' I mean he decides to wash every single piece of underwear he owns bar two pairs of socks.

He loads up the washing machine with a couple of t-shirts thrown in for good measure and shuts the door (with considerable effort - the door has always been a bit tricky to shut).

He presses 'On' and waits...nothing happens. He then tries to open the door at which point he realises that it's shut fast - jammed if you will, leaving his entire collection of boxers/socks (bar two dirty pairs) trapped mere inches from his face.

Panic stricken, he calls Wilkes over to assist, who - after some vague struggling - decides it to be a lost cause leaving Marsh underwearless for the forseeable future.

Bollocks.

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' date='Jan 25 2006, 12:21 AM' post='258042']

Picture the scene. Marsh has completely run out of clean underwear - has in fact been going commando for a few days now - and decides the time has come to wash some. When I say 'some' I mean he decides to wash every single piece of underwear he owns bar two pairs of socks.

He loads up the washing machine with a couple of t-shirts thrown in for good measure and shuts the door (with considerable effort - the door has always been a bit tricky to shut).

He presses 'On' and waits...nothing happens. He then tries to open the door at which point he realises that it's shut fast - jammed if you will, leaving his entire collection of boxers/socks (bar two dirty pairs) trapped mere inches from his face.

Panic stricken, he calls Wilkes over to assist, who - after some vague struggling - decides it to be a lost cause leaving Marsh underwearless for the forseeable future.

Bollocks.

keep it switched on, turn the dial to where the cycle ends and wait for the safety lock to release :thumbup:

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keep it switched on, turn the dial to where the cycle ends and wait for the safety lock to release :thumbup:

We've tried that!!

It's just stuck!!

Gah!!

Bloody Hotpoint "First Edition" washing machines!!

Well, some of us are off to Cov to buy some emergency underwear from Primark, hooray!!

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' date='Jan 25 2006, 09:13 AM' post='258133']

We've tried that!!

It's just stuck!!

Gah!!

Bloody Hotpoint "First Edition" washing machines!!

Well, some of us are off to Cov to buy some emergency underwear from Primark, hooray!!

Haha, this is class :P

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