Leicester Lass Posted 26 February 2006 Posted 26 February 2006 Liverpool FC are plagued with injuries and left with no strikers for several months.. They hear of a brilliant young Iraqi player who is just turned 18 and not many know of him. So Benitez flies out to Iraq and trials him, he likes what he sees so he signs him and brings him back home to England. Its his first match, Arsenal away, and he starts on the bench. With 20mins left Liverpool are 4-0 down. On goes the Iraqi lad. Amazing! In 10mins he scores 5 goals and wins the match for Liverpool 5-4. The management love him, the players love him, the fans love him, the media love him. That night at his London hotel he is so excited he has to phone his mother and tell her the good news. "Mother mother, I am so happy, I score 5 time today and we win. Everyone love me. Boss love me, player love me, fans they love me, the press they love me too. I am so happy" "Well thats great" says his mother "Let me tell you about our day. Your father was killed by a car bomb, your sister was raped by a gang, I was robbed at gun point, our house was burned to the ground and your brother has joined a gang to go looting at night, all while you are having such a nice time with your football" "Mother all I can say is I am so sorry to hear of these things." "Sorry! Is that all you can say?? Its your fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!!!"
Foxes 2 da grave Posted 26 February 2006 Posted 26 February 2006 Liverpool FC are plagued with injuries and left with no strikers for several months.. They hear of a brilliant young Iraqi player who is just turned 18 and not many know of him. So Benitez flies out to Iraq and trials him, he likes what he sees so he signs him and brings him back home to England. Its his first match, Arsenal away, and he starts on the bench. With 20mins left Liverpool are 4-0 down. On goes the Iraqi lad. Amazing! In 10mins he scores 5 goals and wins the match for Liverpool 5-4. The management love him, the players love him, the fans love him, the media love him. That night at his London hotel he is so excited he has to phone his mother and tell her the good news. "Mother mother, I am so happy, I score 5 time today and we win. Everyone love me. Boss love me, player love me, fans they love me, the press they love me too. I am so happy" "Well thats great" says his mother "Let me tell you about our day. Your father was killed by a car bomb, your sister was raped by a gang, I was robbed at gun point, our house was burned to the ground and your brother has joined a gang to go looting at night, all while you are having such a nice time with your football" "Mother all I can say is I am so sorry to hear of these things." "Sorry! Is that all you can say?? Its your fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!!!" that is funny but its likely to happen in this world so that makes it not so funny
Thracian Posted 26 February 2006 Posted 26 February 2006 Liverpool FC are plagued with injuries and left with no strikers for several months.. They hear of a brilliant young Iraqi player who is just turned 18 and not many know of him. So Benitez flies out to Iraq and trials him, he likes what he sees so he signs him and brings him back home to England. Its his first match, Arsenal away, and he starts on the bench. With 20mins left Liverpool are 4-0 down. On goes the Iraqi lad. Amazing! In 10mins he scores 5 goals and wins the match for Liverpool 5-4. The management love him, the players love him, the fans love him, the media love him. That night at his London hotel he is so excited he has to phone his mother and tell her the good news. "Mother mother, I am so happy, I score 5 time today and we win. Everyone love me. Boss love me, player love me, fans they love me, the press they love me too. I am so happy" "Well thats great" says his mother "Let me tell you about our day. Your father was killed by a car bomb, your sister was raped by a gang, I was robbed at gun point, our house was burned to the ground and your brother has joined a gang to go looting at night, all while you are having such a nice time with your football" "Mother all I can say is I am so sorry to hear of these things." "Sorry! Is that all you can say?? Its your fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!!!" Cracker
Bert Posted 26 February 2006 Posted 26 February 2006 Liverpool FC are plagued with injuries and left with no strikers for several months.. They hear of a brilliant young Iraqi player who is just turned 18 and not many know of him. So Benitez flies out to Iraq and trials him, he likes what he sees so he signs him and brings him back home to England. Its his first match, Arsenal away, and he starts on the bench. With 20mins left Liverpool are 4-0 down. On goes the Iraqi lad. Amazing! In 10mins he scores 5 goals and wins the match for Liverpool 5-4. The management love him, the players love him, the fans love him, the media love him. That night at his London hotel he is so excited he has to phone his mother and tell her the good news. "Mother mother, I am so happy, I score 5 time today and we win. Everyone love me. Boss love me, player love me, fans they love me, the press they love me too. I am so happy" "Well thats great" says his mother "Let me tell you about our day. Your father was killed by a car bomb, your sister was raped by a gang, I was robbed at gun point, our house was burned to the ground and your brother has joined a gang to go looting at night, all while you are having such a nice time with your football" "Mother all I can say is I am so sorry to hear of these things." "Sorry! Is that all you can say?? Its your fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!!!" I thought we was in 2006??
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