Knighton Matt Posted 27 February 2006 Posted 27 February 2006 The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all > > the background checks, interviews, and testing were > > done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. > > > > For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the > > men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. > > > > "We must know that you will follow your instructions > > no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room > > you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill > > Her! > > > > The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never > > shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the > > right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." > > > > > > The second man was given the same instructions. He > > took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet > > for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in > > his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." > > > > The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take > > your wife and go home." > > > > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the > > same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the > > gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one > > after another. They heard screaming, crashing, > > banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was > > quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the > > woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. > > > > "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to > > beat him to death with the chair." > > > > MORAL of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with > > them
wonderboy Posted 27 February 2006 Posted 27 February 2006 yes they are just dont say anything my missus taped over the palace play off final with pop idol the final i cried for weeks evil evil woman
Phube Posted 27 February 2006 Posted 27 February 2006 More proof, of a mathematical persuasion!! Women need time and money: Therefore, Women = Time X Money We all know that time is money: Therefore, Women = Money X Money = Money^2 Money is the root of all evil: Therefore, Money = sq.root(Evil) -> Money^2 = Evil Therefore: Women = Evil.... What more proof do you need... P.s. It works better a) if you know simple Maths and b) if you write it out in a mathematical sense.
wonderboy Posted 1 March 2006 Posted 1 March 2006 Thought you said it was a joke? based on fact all women are evil
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