macbeth Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Most of our shed strongholds have been destroyed B and Q have an underground storage facility for just such an emergency and as luck would have it i am on good terms with messrs block and quail the aforementioned proprietors shall i give em a buzz
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 B and Q have an underground storage facility for just such an emergency and as luck would have it i am on good terms with messrs block and quail the aforementioned proprietors shall i give em a buzz Give them a call, homebase are out of stock and apparently dont have a storage facility, i think they are lying and will try it on with the checkout girl
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Give them a call, homebase are out of stock and apparently dont have a storage facility, i think they are lying and will try it on with the checkout girl We have already penetrated homebase their allegiances rest with us. B&Q are not for turning though so we plan to hit their supply chain infrastructure!
macbeth Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Give them a call, homebase are out of stock and apparently dont have a storage facility, i think they are lying and will try it on with the checkout girl
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 We paid Saatchi & Saatchi a fortune for our propaganda. Very striking and classy I'm sure you'll agree!
macbeth Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 B AND Q are arming the womenfolk to re-erect sheds all over the country
macbeth Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 i'm setting up the SCAG party Sheds Conservatoties And Garages SCAG MAKES YOU SEE THINGS IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT thats the motto (can't think it will be mistaken for anything else will it)
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 i'm setting up the SCAG party Sheds Conservatoties And Garages SCAG MAKES YOU SEE THINGS IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT thats the motto (can't think it will be mistaken for anything else will it) Are you the head of SCAG i.e. a Scaghead?
macbeth Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 my shed is a temple and tis there i will worship praise be to the lord i've seen the light
macbeth Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 naked sheds do it for me just look at the 3 by 2s on this baby
macbeth Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 naked sheds do it for me just look at the 3 by 2s on this baby i was just looking back on the glorious war naked sheds..aaaaaaahhhhh
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 i was just looking back on the glorious war naked sheds..aaaaaaahhhhh Don't you will stir up unsummountable anger again!
macbeth Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 Don't you will stir up unsummountable anger again! ooops sorry ....best let the past be the past... old battles forgot ......all friends now!!
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 What happened between you and the checkout girl IOI? I did what i had to do to ensure victory, that was my only crime! Nothing with the B&Q checkout girl, theres only one checkout girl i want
Katy Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 I did what i had to do to ensure victory, that was my only crime! Nothing with the B&Q checkout girl, theres only one checkout girl i want :laugh: and at what checkout does she work?
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 :laugh: and at what checkout does she work? I cant remember the number but if the checkout girl doesn't watch it then this customer might not queue up for her anymore
Katy Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 I cant remember the number but if the checkout girl doesn't watch it then this customer might not queue up for her anymore Like that is it? Comment noted.
Master Fox Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 Like that is it? Comment noted. You can swipe my my barcode anytime!!
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 You can swipe my my barcode anytime!! What about paying by card...
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