scodger cubs Posted 13 November 2004 Share Posted 13 November 2004 "Do you like gum?...well chew this it's wrigley" :: or "Do you like raisins? No? Howabout a date?" :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarby Posted 13 November 2004 Share Posted 13 November 2004 Or ... ..tell you what love you have a cracking pair of tits on ya, mind if a feel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Daniel Posted 13 November 2004 Share Posted 13 November 2004 How about ''Nice legs, what time they open?'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 13 November 2004 Share Posted 13 November 2004 Do you come here often ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli Posted 13 November 2004 Share Posted 13 November 2004 Alright love, heres 10p go call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellman Posted 13 November 2004 Share Posted 13 November 2004 max and paddy, what kings! BTW thats not a chat up line teeno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Burger Posted 13 November 2004 Share Posted 13 November 2004 I am quite fond of pushing a mate into her (as long as she doesn't notice it's you) and then saying: 'I'm dreadfully sorry about my mate, he's a bit drunk, how about I buy you a drink to apologize?' Works well if you're mate doesn't squeal on you Lines are pathetic you have to use your noggin!.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomassi Posted 13 November 2004 Share Posted 13 November 2004 i agree.. i never use chat up lines... i chat em up blah blah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukeh Posted 14 November 2004 Share Posted 14 November 2004 did it hurt? what hurt? when you fell from heaven!! (most cheesiest ever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 14 November 2004 Share Posted 14 November 2004 The word of the day is Legs. Now come back to my place and spread the word. Ha One of these days I'll use that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teeno Posted 14 November 2004 Share Posted 14 November 2004 To be fair I've never had to use a chat up line... Because they all come running to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 14 November 2004 Share Posted 14 November 2004 To be fair I've never had to use a chat up line...Because they all come running to me 35838[/snapback] :w00t: Funniest thing I've seen all day, sorry Teeno...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teeno Posted 14 November 2004 Share Posted 14 November 2004 To be fair I've never had to use a chat up line...Because they all come running to me 35838[/snapback] :w00t: Funniest thing I've seen all day, sorry Teeno...... 35907[/snapback] After all those compliemts I've gave you I feel cheated <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 14 November 2004 Share Posted 14 November 2004 To be fair I've never had to use a chat up line...Because they all come running to me 35838[/snapback] :w00t: Funniest thing I've seen all day, sorry Teeno...... 35907[/snapback] After all those compliemts I've gave you I feel cheated <_< 35925[/snapback] I'm only supressing my true feelings for you.........mwah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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