scodger cubs Posted 13 November 2004 Posted 13 November 2004 "Do you like gum?...well chew this it's wrigley" :: or "Do you like raisins? No? Howabout a date?" ::
Scarby Posted 13 November 2004 Posted 13 November 2004 Or ... ..tell you what love you have a cracking pair of tits on ya, mind if a feel
Guest Daniel Posted 13 November 2004 Posted 13 November 2004 How about ''Nice legs, what time they open?''
Oli Posted 13 November 2004 Posted 13 November 2004 Alright love, heres 10p go call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.
Wellman Posted 13 November 2004 Posted 13 November 2004 max and paddy, what kings! BTW thats not a chat up line teeno
Cat Burger Posted 13 November 2004 Posted 13 November 2004 I am quite fond of pushing a mate into her (as long as she doesn't notice it's you) and then saying: 'I'm dreadfully sorry about my mate, he's a bit drunk, how about I buy you a drink to apologize?' Works well if you're mate doesn't squeal on you Lines are pathetic you have to use your noggin!....
Tomassi Posted 13 November 2004 Posted 13 November 2004 i agree.. i never use chat up lines... i chat em up blah blah
Lukeh Posted 14 November 2004 Posted 14 November 2004 did it hurt? what hurt? when you fell from heaven!! (most cheesiest ever)
Alexikokopops Posted 14 November 2004 Posted 14 November 2004 The word of the day is Legs. Now come back to my place and spread the word. Ha One of these days I'll use that.
Teeno Posted 14 November 2004 Posted 14 November 2004 To be fair I've never had to use a chat up line... Because they all come running to me
Guest Posted 14 November 2004 Posted 14 November 2004 To be fair I've never had to use a chat up line...Because they all come running to me 35838[/snapback] :w00t: Funniest thing I've seen all day, sorry Teeno......
Teeno Posted 14 November 2004 Posted 14 November 2004 To be fair I've never had to use a chat up line...Because they all come running to me 35838[/snapback] :w00t: Funniest thing I've seen all day, sorry Teeno...... 35907[/snapback] After all those compliemts I've gave you I feel cheated <_<
Guest Posted 14 November 2004 Posted 14 November 2004 To be fair I've never had to use a chat up line...Because they all come running to me 35838[/snapback] :w00t: Funniest thing I've seen all day, sorry Teeno...... 35907[/snapback] After all those compliemts I've gave you I feel cheated <_< 35925[/snapback] I'm only supressing my true feelings for you.........mwah!
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