davieG Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 source Operation to remove light bulb from inmate's anus Thursday June 29, 10:02 AM MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus. On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan. "We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation." Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there. "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said. "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners." The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
macbeth Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 i knew someone who got a spark plug stuck in his anus and when asked what it felt like, he said "Champion"
Thracian Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 Perhaps he thought the filament would light his way to the firmament!.
joyceys barmy army Posted 30 June 2006 Posted 30 June 2006 if they electricuted his tongue would the bulb light up?
macbeth Posted 1 July 2006 Posted 1 July 2006 I bet the sun shines out of his arse. no ; actually he was incandescent with rage
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