Daggers Posted 4 July 2006 Posted 4 July 2006 MOVED FROM THE NATIONWIDER THREAD Please give us the benefit of your accrued wisdom and set a new thread of Q's for the FTer of your choice: 1. What is the largest vegetable you have eaten? 2. Mouse organ or monkey tennis? 3. What is your all time most embarrasing moment of all time that [foolishly] you are going to share with many unknown people who will all laugh at you? 4. If you are allowed into the Big Brother house as a contestant ~ what trait in the other contestants would have you getting hot and bothered? Which previous contestant are you most like? 5. Tiger pits ... a good or a bad thing? 6. With North Sea oil shortly to run out, isn't it about time we all had wind powered cars? 7. How far apart can you hold your hands? 8. Tell us about your best ever sandwich. 9. Which three dead pop stars would you have over to your place? 10. Name five uses for a vinyl LP 11. If you were invited to Buckingham Palace to meet Her Royal Majness, and she let one drop while talking to you, what would you say to her? 12. Can your Gran (or any family member) play football as well as Danny Tiatto? 13. Which TV soap opera are you and why? 14. Dogs are, like, loads better than cats. Discuss: 15. Fur coats! Should animals continue to be allowed to flaunt this barbaric fashion accessory in the 21st century without action being taken? 16. When was your first and most recent illness due to a drop too much? Do you remember the offending liquid & whats your drink of choice? 17. Witch dunking: great Sunday morning fun or stupid medieval practice? 18. Who from Lord of the Rings would you like to see present the News at Ten? 19. What should we do with Cornwall? 20. The Americans declare that they have the right to bear arms, what would you like the right to bear?
macbeth Posted 4 July 2006 Posted 4 July 2006 heres the answers to your searching questions anwered as honestly as my evasive nature will let me what do i do now ? .....make up another set for someone else.......i could be some time if its originality thats needed ...cant i just use yours or a mixture of the previous ones? . What is the largest vegetable you have eaten? PETIT POIS; BY ACCIDENT ..I'M CARNIVORE 2. Mouse organ or monkey tennis? MONKEY ORGAN ........don't know what they are 3. What is your all time most embarrasing moment of all time that [foolishly] you are going to share with many unknown people who will all laugh at you? GOING BACK TO HOTEL ROOM WITH MALTESE LADY-BOY...OR TELLING EVERYONE THAT THE FIRM I WORKED FOR WAS ARRANGING A TRIP FOR US TO GO TO THE CANARIES WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY THE CANNERIES 4. If you are allowed into the Big Brother house as a contestant ~ what trait in the other contestants would have you getting hot and bothered? Which previous contestant are you most like? DON'T WATCH IT; BUT CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM FOR LONG WITH DRAMA QUEENS 5. Tiger pits ... a good or a bad thing? GOOD ; WOULDN'T WANT THEM RUNNING WILD 6. With North Sea oil shortly to run out, isn't it about time we all had wind powered cars? BEANS WOULD SOON RUN OUT SO IT WOULD ONLY BE A SHORT TERM SOLUTION ; I THINK THE UNEMPLOYED COULD BE USED AS RICKSAW PULLERS AND I'D DO MY BIT BY TRADING DOWN MY CHELSEA TRACTOR FOR A MODEST SALOON TO HELP 7. How far apart can you hold your hands? IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT I AM HOLDING THEM APART FROM; IF ITS ALCOHOL OR LADIES ;NOT VERY FAR 8. Tell us about your best ever sandwich. SUSAN WATTS AND JULIE MARSH 9. Which three dead pop stars would you have over to your place? HARRY CHAPIN,MARVIN GAYE, DUSTY SPRINGFIELD 10. Name five uses for a vinyl LP PRACTISING SPINNING PLATES ON LONG CANES, IMPROMPTU FRIZBEE MATCHES, BIG WASHERS FOR SCREWS, OUTDOOR TIDDLYWINKS , AND DRAWER DIVIDERS 11. If you were invited to Buckingham Palace to meet Her Royal Majness, and she let one drop while talking to you, what would you say to her? GOOD; BUT YOUR NO LE PETOMANE MA'AM 12. Can your Gran (or any family member) play football as well as Danny Tiatto? NO WE ARE ALL UNCO-ORDINATED BUFFOONS 13. Which TV soap opera are you and why? CROOSROADS; AS IT SEEMS TO BE WHERE I ALWAYS AM IN LIFE 14. Dogs are, like, loads better than cats. Discuss: WHEN I SEE A CAT ESCORT A BLIND PERSON ACROSS THE ROAD;ROUND UP SHEEP OR DISARM A VILLAIN THEN IT WOULD BE WORTH DISCUSSING, UNTIL THEN MY OPINION OF CATS ITS THAT THEY ARE FOR GAYS AND SPINSTERS 15. Fur coats! Should animals continue to be allowed to flaunt this barbaric fashion accessory in the 21st century without action being taken? LOADED QUESTION ; BUT I SEE FUR AS NO BETTER OR WORSE THAN LEATHER /SHEEPSKIN ETC AND IF THE ARGUMENT AGAINST IS JUST THAT THE REST OF THE ANIMAL IS EATEN THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD EAT MORE UNUSUAL MEAT 16. When was your first and most recent illness due to a drop too much? Do you remember the offending liquid & whats your drink of choice? I THINK THE FIRST TIME WAS WHEN THE WORLD CYCLING CHAMPIONSHIPS WERE HELD IN LEIC AND THE PUBS WERE ALLOWED TO STAY OPEN UNTIL 11 O'CLOCK...WOW........DOUBLE DIAMOND; THE LAST TIME LAST WEDS AT QUIZ NIGHT( REGULAR) LOCAL GODDARDS BREW 17. Witch dunking: great Sunday morning fun or stupid medieval practice? I'M ALL FOR IT , I WAS ONCE TURNED INTO A FROG BY ONE OF THEM..........I GOT BETTER 18. Who from Lord of the Rings would you like to see present the News at Ten? THAT LONG HAIRED BEARDY ONE SEEMS TO HAVE GRAVITAS...IS IS GONDOLPH 19. What should we do with Cornwall? TURN IT INTO A MONOCULTURE PASTIE FARM 20. The Americans declare that they have the right to bear arms, what would you like the right to bear? CHILDREN/BABIES ; I WANT TO BE CALLED LORRETTA.....DON'T OPPRESS ME I ALWAYS HAVE BARE ARMS THOUGH ( EX TRUCKER SEE, ONE BROWN ARM ONE ASHEN WHITE ; I AM OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR A FARMYARD VET) phew that was tough ....what is the pass mark?
davieG Posted 4 July 2006 Posted 4 July 2006 heres the answers to your searching questions anwered as honestly as my evasive nature will let mewhat do i do now ? .....make up another set for someone else.......i could be some time if its originality thats needed ...cant i just use yours or a mixture of the previous ones? . What is the largest vegetable you have eaten? PETIT POIS; BY ACCIDENT ..I'M CARNIVORE 2. Mouse organ or monkey tennis? MONKEY ORGAN ........don't know what they are 3. What is your all time most embarrasing moment of all time that [foolishly] you are going to share with many unknown people who will all laugh at you? GOING BACK TO HOTEL ROOM WITH MALTESE LADY-BOY...OR TELLING EVERYONE THAT THE FIRM I WORKED FOR WAS ARRANGING A TRIP FOR US TO GO TO THE CANARIES WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY THE CANNERIES 4. If you are allowed into the Big Brother house as a contestant ~ what trait in the other contestants would have you getting hot and bothered? Which previous contestant are you most like? DON'T WATCH IT; BUT CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM FOR LONG WITH DRAMA QUEENS 5. Tiger pits ... a good or a bad thing? GOOD ; WOULDN'T WANT THEM RUNNING WILD 6. With North Sea oil shortly to run out, isn't it about time we all had wind powered cars? BEANS WOULD SOON RUN OUT SO IT WOULD ONLY BE A SHORT TERM SOLUTION ; I THINK THE UNEMPLOYED COULD BE USED AS RICKSAW PULLERS AND I'D DO MY BIT BY TRADING DOWN MY CHELSEA TRACTOR FOR A MODEST SALOON TO HELP 7. How far apart can you hold your hands? IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT I AM HOLDING THEM APART FROM; IF ITS ALCOHOL OR LADIES ;NOT VERY FAR 8. Tell us about your best ever sandwich. SUSAN WATTS AND JULIE MARSH 9. Which three dead pop stars would you have over to your place? HARRY CHAPIN,MARVIN GAYE, DUSTY SPRINGFIELD 10. Name five uses for a vinyl LP PRACTISING SPINNING PLATES ON LONG CANES, IMPROMPTU FRIZBEE MATCHES, BIG WASHERS FOR SCREWS, OUTDOOR TIDDLYWINKS , AND DRAWER DIVIDERS 11. If you were invited to Buckingham Palace to meet Her Royal Majness, and she let one drop while talking to you, what would you say to her? GOOD; BUT YOUR NO LE PETOMANE MA'AM 12. Can your Gran (or any family member) play football as well as Danny Tiatto? NO WE ARE ALL UNCO-ORDINATED BUFFOONS 13. Which TV soap opera are you and why? CROOSROADS; AS IT SEEMS TO BE WHERE I ALWAYS AM IN LIFE 14. Dogs are, like, loads better than cats. Discuss: WHEN I SEE A CAT ESCORT A BLIND PERSON ACROSS THE ROAD;ROUND UP SHEEP OR DISARM A VILLAIN THEN IT WOULD BE WORTH DISCUSSING, UNTIL THEN MY OPINION OF CATS ITS THAT THEY ARE FOR GAYS AND SPINSTERS 15. Fur coats! Should animals continue to be allowed to flaunt this barbaric fashion accessory in the 21st century without action being taken? LOADED QUESTION ; BUT I SEE FUR AS NO BETTER OR WORSE THAN LEATHER /SHEEPSKIN ETC AND IF THE ARGUMENT AGAINST IS JUST THAT THE REST OF THE ANIMAL IS EATEN THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD EAT MORE UNUSUAL MEAT 16. When was your first and most recent illness due to a drop too much? Do you remember the offending liquid & whats your drink of choice? I THINK THE FIRST TIME WAS WHEN THE WORLD CYCLING CHAMPIONSHIPS WERE HELD IN LEIC AND THE PUBS WERE ALLOWED TO STAY OPEN UNTIL 11 O'CLOCK...WOW........DOUBLE DIAMOND; THE LAST TIME LAST WEDS AT QUIZ NIGHT( REGULAR) LOCAL GODDARDS BREW 17. Witch dunking: great Sunday morning fun or stupid medieval practice? I'M ALL FOR IT , I WAS ONCE TURNED INTO A FROG BY ONE OF THEM..........I GOT BETTER 18. Who from Lord of the Rings would you like to see present the News at Ten? THAT LONG HAIRED BEARDY ONE SEEMS TO HAVE GRAVITAS...IS IS GONDOLPH 19. What should we do with Cornwall? TURN IT INTO A MONOCULTURE PASTIE FARM 20. The Americans declare that they have the right to bear arms, what would you like the right to bear? CHILDREN/BABIES ; I WANT TO BE CALLED LORRETTA.....DON'T OPPRESS ME I ALWAYS HAVE BARE ARMS THOUGH ( EX TRUCKER SEE, ONE BROWN ARM ONE ASHEN WHITE ; I AM OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR A FARMYARD VET) phew that was tough ....what is the pass mark? I don't think he's around to answer. So we'll let it pass this time.
Daggers Posted 4 July 2006 Author Posted 4 July 2006 what do i do now ? .....make up another set for someone else.......i could be some time if its originality thats needed ...cant i just use yours or a mixture of the previous ones? I believe you now set a new thread with questions for someone else...
Daggers Posted 4 July 2006 Author Posted 4 July 2006 phew that was tough ....what is the pass mark? Mouse organ - python, monkey tennis - partridge. I'd be torn between the two to be honest, probably opting for monkey tennis. Despite having little time for revision you displayed an excellent awareness of your subjects. You may wish to go over your sandwich fillings again in more detail if you wish to study them at a higher level.
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