Your first poll about 'First' threads

[Daggers]

Ricochet ...is the first word in this thread

[stez]

Isambard Kingdom Brunel is the first engineer mentioned in the first poll about first threads

[lookwhaticando]

I was going to post the one about shagging myself, long before this topic came up. I didn't wanna push my luck tho.

[macbeth]

I was going to post the one about shagging myself, long before this topic came up. I didn't wanna push my luck tho.

how did you shag yourself ?...........did you have to wine and dine yourself first

[Daggers]

how did you shag yourself ?...........did you have to wine and dine yourself first

...and what if he has a headache. In my experience, the partner almost always has a headache.

[lookwhaticando]

how did you shag yourself ?...........did you have to wine and dine yourself first

:laugh: It was one hell of an expensive evening. I'm not easy.

...and what if he has a headache. In my experience, the partner almost always has a headache.

You mean to say you don't have an emergency supply of asprin within 2 feet of your bed?

That's a glaring lapse of reason and rationality. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Daggers]

You mean to say you don't have an emergency supply of asprin within 2 feet of your bed?

That's a glaring lapse of reason and rationality. You should be ashamed of yourself.

...but if I did that then I would have no excuse.

Two young children are more than enough for any man. I couldn't manage a third.

[lookwhaticando]

...but if I did that then I would have no excuse.

Two young children are more than enough for any man. I couldn't manage a third.

Can't argue with that.