Daggers Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 Some go off with teenage strumpets, some buy fast penis-shaped sports cars, some decide to find out if they really are gay...I'm going to enter the Tour de France for my midlife crisis. Well, not the full one, obviously, the L'Etape du Tour stage, 180km over three mountains. Currently, I'm cycling to the shops to get my booze ~ I think I need to change my training schedule and drop quite a few stone!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 Some go off with teenage strumpets, some buy fast penis-shaped sports cars, some decide to find out if they really are gay...I'm going to enter the Tour de France for my midlife crisis. Well, not the full one, obviously, the L'Etape du Tour stage, 180km over three mountains. Currently, I'm cycling to the shops to get my booze ~ I think I need to change my training schedule and drop quite a few stone!
lookwhaticando Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 Some go off with teenage strumpets, some buy fast penis-shaped sports cars, some decide to find out if they really are gay...I'm going to enter the Tour de France for my midlife crisis. Well, not the full one, obviously, the L'Etape du Tour stage, 180km over three mountains. Currently, I'm cycling to the shops to get my booze ~ I think I need to change my training schedule and drop quite a few stone! Don't forget to go down to your local drug dealer and get yourself some extra testosterone
Daggers Posted 4 August 2006 Author Posted 4 August 2006 Don't forget to go down to your local drug dealer and get yourself some extra testosterone Why? My balls produce all I need.
lookwhaticando Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 Why? My balls produce all I need. But you're never gonna win without some form of drug/doping agent rushing thru your body. Ask Landis.
kerryh Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 What's the average age for a mid-life crisis? I'm starting to get worried!
Daggers Posted 4 August 2006 Author Posted 4 August 2006 But you're never gonna win without some form of drug/doping agent rushing thru your body. It's not about the winning, it's about the fact that all my mates just laughed and said I'd struggle to cycle into town and back. My brother is doing it too, and his wife told him he was being 'silly'. So that's it...being laughed at and being called silly is all the motivation we need to do something pretty bloody dumb. If I get through half of it then I'll call it a success ~ if I finish I'll be ecstatic!
Daggers Posted 4 August 2006 Author Posted 4 August 2006 What's the average age for a mid-life crisis? I'm starting to get worried! I started mine about the end of puberty and it hasn't really finished yet. I was refused a pay rise once because the MD said I was 'too emotionally immature'.
Alexikokopops Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 A penis car? You mean like this? http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/177.html
Deathside Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 Some go off with teenage strumpets, some buy fast penis-shaped sports cars, some decide to find out if they really are gay...I'm going to enter the Tour de France for my midlife crisis. Umm - I just spent best part of the last 10 weeks hanging out with girls aged 17 - 23 and on Sep 01 I say goodbye to my moderately fast mid engined 2 seater with removable glass roof and say hello to my new, considerably faster 2 seater convertable What are you saying???
Daggers Posted 4 August 2006 Author Posted 4 August 2006 What are you saying? Looks like there's only one thing left on the checklist then
Deathside Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 Looks like there's only one thing left on the checklist then And how d'ya do that?
Daggers Posted 4 August 2006 Author Posted 4 August 2006 And how d'ya do that? You could start by taking the Am I Gay? test
Daggers Posted 4 August 2006 Author Posted 4 August 2006 I just took the gay test and found out I am 35% gay. The StraightStand up and be heard! You're 35% gay! You're straight! You can choose whether or not you should be proud of that. You have just enough gay in you to not look like a liar, but too little to be really gay. You're suprised, aren't you? My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 64% on homopoints
Alexikokopops Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 I got 21%, bit dissappointed. I expected to be higher than that. Said exactly the same as yours though. Actually, maybe I got 31%? I don't know.
Deathside Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 The Straight Stand up and be heard! You're 21% gay! You're straight! You can choose whether or not you should be proud of that. You have just enough gay in you to not look like a liar, but too little to be really gay. You're suprised, aren't you? My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 12% on homopoints
Deathside Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 And on some other test that I was directed to by FoxesTalk some long time ago
Daggers Posted 4 August 2006 Author Posted 4 August 2006 A classic case of being confused about ones sexuality, it would seem
Deathside Posted 4 August 2006 Posted 4 August 2006 A classic case of being confused about ones sexuality, it would seem Lies, Damn lies and charts about gayness
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