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Luckily, this forum does not have features like this one (see pic).

I really cannot imagine what most people using that IM system actually do in their online interactions :ph34r::P

dirtyimij0.jpg

PS: Body slam... is that a new kind of fighting? :P

Posted

Luckily, this forum does not have features like this one (see pic).

I really cannot imagine what most people using that IM system actually do in their online interactions :ph34r::P

dirtyimij0.jpg

PS: Body slam... is that a new kind of fighting? :P

Trust you to come up with that!

Been at the coffee? :ph34r:

Posted

Trust you to come up with that!

Been at the coffee? :ph34r:

Just found it while doing a search for something serious.

I don't drink coffee :P

Posted

Just found it while doing a search for something serious.

I don't drink coffee :P

You just eat the granules?

No?

You inject a concentrated puree of coffee and other known aphrodisiacs? Or should I say aphrodisiaii?

:o

OLE!

Posted

You just eat the granules?

No?

You inject a concentrated puree of coffee and other known aphrodisiacs? Or should I say aphrodisiaii?

:o

OLE!

:o Come to think of it...

I do take some herbal supplements (for energy etc) that are sometimes advertised as aphrodisiacs (I've always assumed that was a marketing ploy). And I usually blend them into my daily smoothie which includes a grapefruit. And grapefruit is known to increase the effectiveness of herbs...

hmmm :whistle:

Posted

:o Come to think of it...

I do take some herbal supplements (for energy etc) that are sometimes advertised as aphrodisiacs (I've always assumed that was a marketing ploy). And I usually blend them into my daily smoothie which includes a grapefruit. And grapefruit is known to increase the effectiveness of herbs...

hmmm :whistle:

I'd love to be as healthy as you obviously are. I know I often take the pi ss but that's a serious point. I want to lose weight, but I love beer and burgers.

Help!

Posted

I'd love to be as healthy as you obviously are. I know I often take the pi ss but that's a serious point. I want to lose weight, but I love beer and burgers.

Help!

All I can say is make small changes. A small change here and one there... it all adds up!

Before you know it, your taste in food will have changed and you will be easily able to stick to a healthier diet and lifestyle. :thumbup:

Posted

I'd love to be as healthy as you obviously are. I know I often take the pi ss but that's a serious point. I want to lose weight, but I love beer and burgers.

Help!

Switch to chicken kebabs! Much healthier, leaner meat :thumbup:

Posted

I generally eat good stuff, but also tend to have a mcdonalds/kfc at least twice a week.

Sweets is what gets me. I just love sweets. I'm like a child. But bigger.

hehe

I have never had a mcdonalds/kfc in my life!

That is perhaps why it's easier for me.

People usually crave sweets when they are eating the wrong type of foods (or in the wrong proportions) for their body type. I can give you a couple of references on this if you like...

Posted

I crave mints and dark chocolate.

Analyse me.

My big weakness is stem ginger/oat flapjack m&s cookies... Mmmm!

You should get that Gillian woman to check out your sh it. Truly enlightening :blink:

Posted

I crave mints and dark chocolate.

Analyse me.

You too?!?!?! :o

My big weakness is stem ginger/oat flapjack m&s cookies... Mmmm!

Haven't tried them.

Probably best not even try them then!!! :P

Posted

You should get that Gillian woman to check out your sh it. Truly enlightening :blink:

I'd actually quite like to hit her with a baseball bat and then shout in her bleeding, battered, lifeless ear SEE WHAT HEALTHY EATING DOES FOR YOU!? HUH? HUH? HUH?

Posted

You should get that Gillian woman to check out your sh it. Truly enlightening :blink:

Rumour has it that her degree is fake...

And what she says is commonplace knowledge among therapists and coaches.

She just makes money out of this knowledge... and more so than many others :P

Posted

Rumour has it that her degree is fake...

And what she says is commonplace knowledge among therapists and coaches.

She just makes money out of this knowledge... and more so than many others :P

Fu cking enterprising bitch taking advantage of our stinking capitalist system.

Cue Lemon Armpit... I've set it right up for you mate.

Posted

Rumour has it that her degree is fake...

And what she says is commonplace knowledge among therapists and coaches.

She just makes money out of this knowledge... and more so than many others :P

The thing that gets me is she mings big time (how haggered is she?!)

Not exactly a advert for healthy eating.

I think James' treatment above may be her only salvation :whistle:

Posted

The thing that gets me is she mings big time (how haggered is she?!)

Not exactly a advert for healthy eating.

I think James' treatment above may be her only salvation :whistle:

Indeed... very haggered. Not a good advert.

But then how come you were offering her services to James? :o

Posted

You're just copying me now!

It is a bit scary, but I am not copying you.

Truth is... I eat dark chocolate on a nearly daily basis

(luckily I exercise enough to burn it off)...

I even eat raw cacao nibs (they also go into my power smoothie).

Posted

Funny how this three-way has gone from a discussion of dirty messaging to beer bellys, dark chocolate, mints and an ugly woman who examines your sh*t for a living...

Can I get in on this? :mellow:^_^

Posted

You bet your ass I like dark chocolate.

In fact, I think I'll eat some right now, to fix meh hunger situation. ^_^

Anyone else WANT SOME? :P

Yup, always good to have some dark choc!

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