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cisono

Dirty Instant Messaging

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Posted

Fu cking enterprising bitch taking advantage of our stinking capitalist system.

Cue Lemon Armpit... I've set it right up for you mate.

I only found this thread because I decided to spend the day googling my own name.

But in the socialist paradise of the future there will be no evil-clown-based corporations making obscene profits targeting children with sinister brainwashing marketing techniques, slashing and burning their way through rainforests, treating their employees like shit and poisoning the poor with their cheap, chemically-addictive 'food'. This is because unwashed, dreadlocked anarchists will have smashed up every McDonalds in the world.

As the people are given better access to proper food, rather than the diet of ready meals and junk food that capitalism demands they live on, then the obesity epidemic will surely reverse itself. There will be no need for Gillian "No Shit, Sherlock" McKeith and her astonishing revelations that booze, fags and kebabs do not of themselves constitute a healthy diet.

She will be removed from our screens, to be replaced with sinister brainwashing socialist propaganda.

Posted

I would have thought dirty IM would be more in the form of 'hello, fancy a fock?' or somthing.

That's just forward.

Dirty IM to me means they start describing things in the most intimate of detail...

... 'I slipped her all five and a half inches of my manhood and...'

Or they describe in detail what they'd like to do to you... or what they're doing to themselves. :pinch:

Posted

That's just forward.

Dirty IM to me means they start describing things in the most intimate of detail...

... 'I slipped her all five and a half inches of my manhood and...'

Or they describe in detail what they'd like to do to you... or what they're doing to themselves. :pinch:

:eek:

Suddenly I feel very, very old.

And cold...

Posted

I'm sure you can find someone there who can 'warm you up' :blink::ph34r::whistle:

Whatever would Mrs.DB or the little DBkins think? They might think I am some kind of big fat pervert :ph34r:

Posted

Question is, which is more erotic, dark chocolate of slightly warmed honey? Which really makes the tongue linger? :P:P:P

Too many choices, I'm like a rabbit in the headlights. :P

On the subject of lingering... ever see that Not The Nine O'Clock News song sketch "Kinder Lingers"? :P :laugh: :thumbup:

Very relevent, says me. ;)

Posted

I think he means you're a bit of a 'goer'.

Bit harsh!

:o That's an outrageous accusation!

I would never say anything like that about cisono. :angry:

The true 'goer' around here is you, TPH, you'll do anything in a skirt - even Scots and Nuns. :ph34r:

Posted

I can feel some 'moderation' coming on.....

:P

Does that mean that you are going to do a bit less lurking by the toilets in the future? :P

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