lookwhaticando Posted 18 August 2006 Posted 18 August 2006 Yup, always good to have some dark choc! OK. I'm gonna give you some.
Lemon Harpic Posted 2 September 2006 Posted 2 September 2006 Fu cking enterprising bitch taking advantage of our stinking capitalist system. Cue Lemon Armpit... I've set it right up for you mate. I only found this thread because I decided to spend the day googling my own name. But in the socialist paradise of the future there will be no evil-clown-based corporations making obscene profits targeting children with sinister brainwashing marketing techniques, slashing and burning their way through rainforests, treating their employees like shit and poisoning the poor with their cheap, chemically-addictive 'food'. This is because unwashed, dreadlocked anarchists will have smashed up every McDonalds in the world. As the people are given better access to proper food, rather than the diet of ready meals and junk food that capitalism demands they live on, then the obesity epidemic will surely reverse itself. There will be no need for Gillian "No Shit, Sherlock" McKeith and her astonishing revelations that booze, fags and kebabs do not of themselves constitute a healthy diet. She will be removed from our screens, to be replaced with sinister brainwashing socialist propaganda.
Cobbo Posted 2 September 2006 Posted 2 September 2006 I would have thought dirty IM would be more in the form of 'hello, fancy a fock?' or somthing.
lookwhaticando Posted 2 September 2006 Posted 2 September 2006 I would have thought dirty IM would be more in the form of 'hello, fancy a fock?' or somthing. That's just forward. Dirty IM to me means they start describing things in the most intimate of detail... ... 'I slipped her all five and a half inches of my manhood and...' Or they describe in detail what they'd like to do to you... or what they're doing to themselves. :pinch:
Daggers Posted 2 September 2006 Posted 2 September 2006 That's just forward. Dirty IM to me means they start describing things in the most intimate of detail... ... 'I slipped her all five and a half inches of my manhood and...' Or they describe in detail what they'd like to do to you... or what they're doing to themselves. :pinch: :eek: Suddenly I feel very, very old. And cold...
lookwhaticando Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 :eek: Suddenly I feel very, very old. And cold... Go find one of those websites with people who write pervy IMs for you... I'm sure you can find someone there who can 'warm you up'
Daggers Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 I'm sure you can find someone there who can 'warm you up' Whatever would Mrs.DB or the little DBkins think? They might think I am some kind of big fat pervert
lookwhaticando Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 Whatever would Mrs.DB or the little DBkins think? They might think I am some kind of big fat pervert That's not so bad. You could be a big fat paedophile instead.
lookwhaticando Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 You're not, though, right? So look on the bright side... your family could possibly think less of you if you decided for some dirty IMs.
Thracian Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 Yup, always good to have some dark choc! Sometimes you come across as quite naughty!
lookwhaticando Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 Sometimes you come across as quite naughty! What do you mean "sometimes"?
Thracian Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 What do you mean "sometimes"? Question is, which is more erotic, dark chocolate of slightly warmed honey? Which really makes the tongue linger?
lookwhaticando Posted 3 September 2006 Posted 3 September 2006 Question is, which is more erotic, dark chocolate of slightly warmed honey? Which really makes the tongue linger? Too many choices, I'm like a rabbit in the headlights. On the subject of lingering... ever see that Not The Nine O'Clock News song sketch "Kinder Lingers"? :laugh: Very relevent, says me.
cisono Posted 4 September 2006 Author Posted 4 September 2006 What do you mean "sometimes"? What do you mean by "What do you mean "sometimes"? "
lookwhaticando Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 What do you mean by "What do you mean "sometimes"? " Don't flip this around. This is not about me! It's about you. You're the naughty one.
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 What do you mean by "What do you mean "sometimes"? " I think he means you're a bit of a 'goer'. Bit harsh!
lookwhaticando Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 I think he means you're a bit of a 'goer'. Bit harsh! That's an outrageous accusation! I would never say anything like that about cisono. The true 'goer' around here is you, TPH, you'll do anything in a skirt - even Scots and Nuns.
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 I can feel some 'moderation' coming on.....
cisono Posted 4 September 2006 Author Posted 4 September 2006 I can feel some 'moderation' coming on..... Does that mean that you are going to do a bit less lurking by the toilets in the future?
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