syston_fox Posted 31 August 2006 Posted 31 August 2006 A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master. "So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?" "40," replies the dog. "How can there be 40?" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!" "I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."
Daggers Posted 31 August 2006 Posted 31 August 2006 Jimmy (the station owner) says, "Mornin' Sam," Bill (the office troublemaker) replies, "Mornin' Ralph," and Jimmy comments, "I love that joke."
golden gordon Posted 1 September 2006 Posted 1 September 2006 an irish farmer once told me that the best way to tally sheep was to count the legs and divide by 4
Daggers Posted 1 September 2006 Posted 1 September 2006 an irish farmer once told me that the best way to tally sheep was to count the legs and divide by 4 I'm just running this one passed the online PC police to check for potential level of offense this "joke" may cause to farmers or sheep.
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