Scow Posted 6 December 2004 Posted 6 December 2004 I had an empty seat next to me for the first half but then, just after Nalis's goal, little Bernie came and sat next to me. He's a funny man and that's putting it mildly. 43612[/snapback] At one stage during half-time, it sounded like he had just walked into the Ladies! He get shouting "Yorkshireman" in a random style. I was so glad he wasn't sitting next to me. 43719[/snapback] You were loving it when he was standing next to you at half time. He took a liking to you I think.
Guest Posted 6 December 2004 Posted 6 December 2004 I had an empty seat next to me for the first half but then, just after Nalis's goal, little Bernie came and sat next to me. He's a funny man and that's putting it mildly. 43612[/snapback] At one stage during half-time, it sounded like he had just walked into the Ladies! He get shouting "Yorkshireman" in a random style. I was so glad he wasn't sitting next to me. 43719[/snapback] You were loving it when he was standing next to you at half time. He took a liking to you I think. 43741[/snapback] Cheers, Scowy, I'll slit my wrists now shall I?
Scow Posted 6 December 2004 Posted 6 December 2004 I had an empty seat next to me for the first half but then, just after Nalis's goal, little Bernie came and sat next to me. He's a funny man and that's putting it mildly. 43612[/snapback] At one stage during half-time, it sounded like he had just walked into the Ladies! He get shouting "Yorkshireman" in a random style. I was so glad he wasn't sitting next to me. 43719[/snapback] You were loving it when he was standing next to you at half time. He took a liking to you I think. 43741[/snapback] Cheers, Scowy, I'll slit my wrists now shall I? 43812[/snapback] You'll learn to accept it in time. I'm sure Bernie has a lovely personality... :w00t:
Scow Posted 6 December 2004 Posted 6 December 2004 Poor Bernie. He was blowing his horn with excitement when he spotted you.
Guest Posted 6 December 2004 Posted 6 December 2004 Poor Bernie. He was blowing his horn with excitement when he spotted you. 43828[/snapback] You're sick. I'm not speaking to you again, you sick, sick, sick individual.
Jonbluefox9 Posted 6 December 2004 Posted 6 December 2004 He did call me young man at one stage. The most random thing I heard him say was this to a steward 'That was as enjoyable as eating a yorkshire pudding. I'm having yorkshire puddings tomorrow with a bit of beef. Do you like yorkshire puddings?' A few seconds later a man nicked his jester hat and someone took a picture of him with their camera phone.
Teeno Posted 6 December 2004 Author Posted 6 December 2004 He did call me young man at one stage. The most random thing I heard him say was this to a steward 'That was as enjoyable as eating a yorkshire pudding. I'm having yorkshire puddings tomorrow with a bit of beef. Do you like yorkshire puddings?' A few seconds later a man nicked his jester hat and someone took a picture of him with their camera phone. 43865[/snapback] Bless him, the world would be a worse place without our Bernie.
Guest Daniel Posted 6 December 2004 Posted 6 December 2004 I love Bernie. I heard Lisa really likes him in a dirty dirty way.
Teeno Posted 6 December 2004 Author Posted 6 December 2004 I love Bernie.I heard Lisa really likes him in a dirty dirty way. 43930[/snapback] Well to be fair I could imagin Bernie being clean if you know what I mean
Scow Posted 6 December 2004 Posted 6 December 2004 Poor Bernie. He was blowing his horn with excitement when he spotted you. 43828[/snapback] You're sick. I'm not speaking to you again, you sick, sick, sick individual. 43850[/snapback] Chill out, innit.
Scarby Posted 6 December 2004 Posted 6 December 2004 Poor Bernie. He was blowing his horn with excitement when he spotted you. 43828[/snapback] You're sick. I'm not speaking to you again, you sick, sick, sick individual. 43850[/snapback] No great loss Lisa
Scow Posted 6 December 2004 Posted 6 December 2004 Poor Bernie. He was blowing his horn with excitement when he spotted you. 43828[/snapback] You're sick. I'm not speaking to you again, you sick, sick, sick individual. 43850[/snapback] No great loss Lisa 44265[/snapback] She loves me really. :w00t:
Guest Posted 7 December 2004 Posted 7 December 2004 Poor Bernie.  He was blowing his horn with excitement when he spotted you.  43828[/snapback] You're sick. I'm not speaking to you again, you sick, sick, sick individual. 43850[/snapback] No great loss Lisa 44265[/snapback] She loves me really. :w00t: 44268[/snapback] Would somebody please tell Scowy "In your dreams" for me please? Thank you.
MADLEVEIN Posted 7 December 2004 Posted 7 December 2004 Poor Bernie. He was blowing his horn with excitement when he spotted you. 43828[/snapback] You're sick. I'm not speaking to you again, you sick, sick, sick individual. 43850[/snapback] No great loss Lisa 44265[/snapback] She loves me really. :w00t: 44268[/snapback] Would somebody please tell Scowy "In your dreams" for me please? Thank you. 44324[/snapback] in your dreams scowy........from lisa !
Guest Posted 7 December 2004 Posted 7 December 2004 Somebody tell him that being upset won't work. I've been offended and upset in a terrible way, and pouting will not make things better.
shen Posted 7 December 2004 Posted 7 December 2004 Being upset won't work. She's been offended and upset in a terrible way, and pouting will not make things better. 44582[/snapback]
shen Posted 7 December 2004 Posted 7 December 2004 Any way to up your post count eh Shen? 44706[/snapback] Nope...just doing what the lady requested And who cares about post count anyway?
Guest Posted 8 December 2004 Posted 8 December 2004 Any way to up your post count eh Shen? 44706[/snapback] Nope...just doing what the lady requested And who cares about post count anyway? 44737[/snapback] Thank you, what a gentleman!!
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